#1
hey, ive heard that there are "streaches" (sp?) that you can do to make your dick bigger, and that one of them is virtually the same as masturbation. so if you jerked off alot, shouldnt it be like HUGE? hmm, these things eat away at me. if this is true mine should be like big enough to take over the world
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Ask your friendly neighbourhood pediatric urologist.
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#6
Sorry, needle dick... not the way it works.
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#7
stick sharp things in it.
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#9
you have a small penis
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#11
You aren't jerking for the right reasons. You shouldn't jerk to make your small penis bigger, you should jerk for pleasure.
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#12
Not even close. Only option would probably be to have that 'width' surgery done. Length won't ever get bigger. Unless you're not done with puberty.

Guessing they won't be calling you soup can dick anytime soon?
#13
[quote="'[A"]cetate']Can wacking make it bigger?


well, for a while it can.
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#14
Is it a muscle? No. Using it will not make it bigger...
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#15
Pray to the gods of sex for natural male enhancement (those pills are rubbish, u need divine intervention)
#16
sorry dude but i doubt it. get yourself a pump or some pills if you're worried about you're inferior wang
#18
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its not the size m8 its how u use it


thats a lie that needle dicks use to feel better about each other
#20
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sorry dude but i doubt it. get yourself a pump or some pills if you're worried about you're inferior wang


that's not a good solution...

this thread inspired me to search "penis enlargement" on wikipedia...and it said that there was no "safe or proven" way to make your penis larger, but some studies show that something called jelping makes it wider...

yeah, i was like "whoa, wtf"...and i'm extremely bored
#23
put it in a hot oven. the heat makes it expand. its a scientific fact. try it and tell us how it goes.
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#24
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Is it a muscle? No. Using it will not make it bigger...


well there are muscles inside it. . .
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#27
"It's not the size mate, it's how you use it"
Lol, a little Austin Powers in there, but yea I would rather have an average size dick and last for 10 minutes than have huge anaconda and only last like a minute.
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#29
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Not even close. Only option would probably be to have that 'width' surgery done. Length won't ever get bigger. Unless you're not done with puberty.

Guessing they won't be calling you soup can dick anytime soon?


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#30
yeah pretty much penis is a muscle with a hole in it...so it makes sense but i dont believe thats the way it works
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#31
Wow... thats is SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL.
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#32
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I don't think it affects size, but I think it helps prevent prostate cancer.



REALLY?!??! But here's the real quesiton, would you rather have prostate cancer, or go blind??
Am i allowed to say erection?

p.s. erection, hahahaha.
#34
penis=/=muscle

penis=collection of capillaries that fill with blood, with a smooth muscle powered by a prostate to get the semen out.
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#35
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"It's not the size mate, it's how you use it"
Lol, a little Austin Powers in there, but yea I would rather have an average size dick and last for 10 minutes than have huge anaconda and only last like a minute.
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