#1
eh jesus dude...so me and my girlfriend are coming back from some gay thing at our school and were messing around driving back to her house. so on the corner turning to her house i try and mess with her and get into oncoming traffic to block her turning, but i dont know she went right in front of me, so i figure shes just gonna go straight cuz im blocking her path, so i start to drive straight and she starts to turn, and vwah ****ing lah i hit her car...no even worse her parents car...

what the **** am i supposed to do, nothing is wrong with my truck cept the cover for the blinker is broken and a small dent, but like half her bumper came off and theres some scrapes and dents up the side. her dad seemed pretty cool about it but i think shes prolly getting yelled at right now...i dont know what to do...
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#3
just like threaten to take a shit in her cereal or something.
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#5
casualty seriously thats not helping me, im going to get enough of that from my parents and her dad at least...
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#6
You stupid ****ing moron.


+2

i bet you feel pretty stupid now.
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#8
owned.


seriously just apologize a lot and maybe get her some flowers or something like that to make her feel like you actually care.
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#9
yes, yes i do...
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#10
There's not much you can do, other than learn from this, less than intelligent, experience.
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#11
Why not just buy a new bumper?
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#12
i told her i was sorry, and im going to tell her parents ill pay al the damages...do think shell be mad at me?
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#13
Not really but it still pretty thick
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#14
Dude, huh? You hit her parents car? I couldn't understand the last part at all. None the less, be a man about it. Tell them the truth. Don't mess around like that in the future.


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#15
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i told her i was sorry, and im going to tell her parents ill pay al the damages...do think shell be mad at me?


Well you might be sleeping on the couch for a while, but she will get over it.

These things come and go, don't sweat it.
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#16
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i told her i was sorry, and im going to tell her parents ill pay al the damages...do think shell be mad at me?



possibly, but like in my previous post, get her some flowers or something like that as well as paying for the damage. Girls love that....well the ones I know so you might as well try it.

hope it works out.
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#18
Obviously she'll be mad. I'll be surprised if she doesn't dump you over this. I fully expect you to be single by the end of the week.
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#20
sorry im kinda in that panicy mode right now its difficult to get words out right...
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#21
oh and by the way i already told her dad, hes a 6 foot somehing construction worker, thats the main reason im freaking out right now...
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#22
i guess you need to go back to driving school..

No really there is not much you can do,but if you want to pay to fix the car..
Don't think she should be mad at you,
Shit Happens deal with it..
#23
dude, man up and apologize to HER PARENTS.

anything less is limp.

ya messed up, just admit it, and move forward.
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oh and by the way i already told her dad, hes a 6 foot somehing construction worker, thats the main reason im freaking out right now...

well, getting your ass kicked would at least add closure to the incident.


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You stupid fucking moron.

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#27
trust me i was way undersexed anyway...we havent done it yet, so i guess ill be nonsexed for even longer eh?
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#28
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#30
Wait, you purposely drove into oncoming traffic, and then you were surpirised when someone who is in the correct lane, and in front of you, made a legitimate turn and caused you you hit them?

(a car is not a toy, n00b)

I also agree with Casualty.
#31


'tis alright, I guess, provided you have insurance.

However; keep in mind you are in fact operating a some-thousand-pound metal death machine.
i.e. NOT a toy. ..Lesson learned, I suppose?..
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#32
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#33
technically we were both in oncoming traffic, not like it made any difference, it was dumb and i know that, i just had a temporary lapse in judegment, which i have had before, this time it turned out bad is all, do you guys think shell be mad at me? like seriously?
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#34
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You stupid fucking moron.
Y'know... this is a rare occasion...


It's a time when I actually find myself in complete agreement with The Casualty!

Normally I can't stand her posts and just wish she'd GTFO the internet, but this time I have to give her an e-cookie for having the same view as me.

Honestly, what were you thinking? Fooling around with cars like that.


You want some advice? Well there's not really much you can do. It's over and done with. But like you said, she's probably copping a fair bit of shit from it, and she ain't gonna be happy with you.
So you'll probably have to make it up to her. Appologise and everything.
Like has been said, flowers, stuff like that. I saw you said you were gonna pay for the damages, that's cool.

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do you guys think shell be mad at me? like seriously?
Well she's not exactly going to be pleased with you.
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Wait, you purposely drove into oncoming traffic, and then you were surpirised when someone who is in the correct lane, and in front of you, made a legitimate turn and caused you you hit them?

(a car is not a toy, n00b)

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#35
Well, basically like everyone else said. What's done is done. I wouldn't make a bigger deal out of it than it is. Obviously her parents might be upset you put their daughters life in danger, which as a parent is gonna piss them off a lot more than any damage to the vehicle. Then after they're finished being mad about that, then comes being mad about vehicle damage.

But ya said she was messing around too with her vehicle a lil bit, so just lesson learned...don't fool around while driving. Especially with two vehicles, one is bad enough, but two vehicles messing around back and forth on the road make it that much more dangerous. Obviously we've all had our own close calls, but common sense is needed in some situations.
#36
And this is why kids shouldn't be allowed to drive big cars.
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