hmm this gives me a crazy ideaaaa
Am i allowed to say erection?

p.s. erection, hahahaha.
Seriosuly, you guys, you're missing the point.

The cigarette was crawling around like a worm

It's awesome.
hey, can some hot chick post so i can wuote them and say "i'll be your cigarette"?

thats like the perfect pick-up line...
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I tried a cigarette based joke with a girl once:

"Hey there cutie. Do you have a spare cigarette?"

"No... but I do have something else you can put in your mouth"

True story. You'll just end up getting slapped.

Shame she didn't realise I was talking about gum.