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#1
1. Use to play guitar.
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#7
Whip it at peoples eyes.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#9
9. Garrote
My Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Vintage Mahogany
1993 US Peavey Predator with Texas Specials
Crate Palomino V16
Boss OD-3
#11
11. Make a really uncomfortable thong.
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You are the greatest. Wow. CaptainWow

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#12
10-make rings out of them...my sister does it
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
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#14
12 Necklace with guitar picks
A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music.
Put this in your signature if you are one of the 8% who stayed with the real music
#16
14 tie your roomie to his bed
Have you ever went to put on a pair of underwear, but there weren't any, so you started runnin around the house flailin your arms while nude?
#17
Quote by future rock god
5. rip off other threads

You my friend are a n00b compared to the threadstarter
#18
piercing
+ =


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#19
14. Bracelett, watch those sharp ages tho

15. reuse your strings! use them for wires!
Custom 4 String P/J-Bass
Zoom B2.1u
Ashdown Thomann Special Edition 180w
Ashdown Perfect 10 Combo

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#22
Quote by Guitarist_Taylo
16. An easy way to abort the child of your pregnant teenage girlfriend...

Just kidding.



im glad you said jsut kidding man.... cause that sh*it is by no means easy... it took forever
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Last edited by thrashster at Feb 28, 2007,
#25
Ass Floss
Schecter Hellraiser C7 w/ BKPs
Hughes and Kettner Switchblade
Boss Noise Suppressor
Ibanez TS9
Boss Tuner
Morley Tremonti Wah


"From My Rotting Body, Flowers Shall Grow, And I Am In Them, And That Is Eternity"
#27
25. (With a camera) Do-it-yourself endoscopy
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You are the greatest. Wow. CaptainWow

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#28
Torture

Snare trap

make springs

Reset calculaters

make really small holes in paper ( dunoo why)

use it to cut fingers off enemies

trip wire

wear two gloves and use it to slide down a telephone wire ...

give people rreally deep painfull cuts
#30
35: as cheese wire... for cutting face.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#31
Floss.*


*Only for badasses
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You motorboatin son of a bitch.

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I love you LilVikingBoy.


Member of the Church of Gilmour

Dance, Kirby, dance!
(>")> <("< <( " )> (>"< <("^) (^")> <("v) (v")> (v"v) (^"v) (v"^) (^"^)
#32
#whatever - Poke holes through those damned plogged bowls!
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#33
Attach one to each finger and scare small children with your freaky hands.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
#35
Extreme dental floss!
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#36
41. Cut grapefruit with them
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You are the greatest. Wow. CaptainWow

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#37
Eye peircings.
Would you die for Dethklok? I know I would. PM me... If you've got the balls.
#38
Calculate the answer to everything,
FOOD
Red Hot Chili PeppersRock

Have You Twisted A Melon Today???

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#39
g string and you could hang yourself with them
I HATE YOU
Quote by _zac_
ill flame as much as i damn well please

suck my balls
#40
45. A substitute lasso.
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