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#1
Unless you know someone on UG in person, the internets a pretty anonymous place.

Soooo...

Anything youve done that you would never admit to in real life?

Just curious about the kind of people that come into the pit...
#2
i have fourteen penises
hendrix was overrated and grohl is better in food fighters than in nirvana
#3
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i have fourteen penises


Life must be tough man
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#6
Despite the fact I'm supposedly strong Catholic and I'm getting confirmed yaddah yaddah, I actually don't beleive in the majority of the Catholic teachings.
Exciting? I think not
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#8
you can get away with hitler references and racism a lot easier
the example im thinking of was
'whats the name of the guy that starts races'
'dunno, but hitler's the guy whi finishes em'
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Oh ****

Aaaah well. It gives me an excuse to rape.


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#9
i have the biggest confession of all.

i killed steve irwin not the sting ray

shhhh
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#10
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Fapped in school


hahaha I'VE BEEN THERE
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#11
I like to slap things with my penis.
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#13
Quote by big duck
you can get away with hitler references and racism a lot easier
the example im thinking of was
'whats the name of the guy that starts races'
'dunno, but hitler's the guy whi finishes em'

Pfft, I make more poor taste Hitler jokes in real life than on the internet

I don't think theres anything I would never admit to in real life...
#15
hmm..

my bra and underwear always match, but i guess thats not important
#16
I go to UG.

That's something noone in my real life knows about.


EDIT: ^That's strange, my socks and underwear always match, too
#17
Quote by x/taluha
hmm..

my bra and underwear always match, but i guess thats not important


Pics or you're lying.
from.lashes.to.ashes || from.lust.to.dust
#18
Quote by CoreysMonster
I go to UG.

That's something noone in my real life knows about.


EDIT: ^That's strange, my socks and underwear always match, too



i dunno why but they always have to match
like
black bra with like pink underwear or like black underwear i dunno
#21
Quote by Xerothunder
Pics or you're lying.



i dont have pictures of myself in my bra and underwear and im sure no one wants to see it
#22
Quote by x/taluha
i dunno why but they always have to match
like
black bra with like pink underwear or like black underwear i dunno



I never really think about it, you know? I just grab either my black/blue or white underwear and automatically always grab for the matching socks. It's weird.

Come to think of it, I can't remember never having done this

how retarted. Tomorrow, I'm gonna mix em up deliberately


EDIT: ^ you're on an internet forum. You could show a picture of the German Chancellor in underwear and the 13 year olds would fap to it.
#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
I never really think about it, you know? I just grab either my black/blue or white underwear and automatically always grab for the matching socks. It's weird.

Come to think of it, I can't remember never having done this

how retarted. Tomorrow, I'm gonna mix em up deliberately



me too dude, i will wear like a white bra with like..i dunno ****ing lime green udnerwear who cares ima dooo it too
#26
Quote by Jonjy2
u wear whity tidies?? ^


Me? Yeah, I prefer men's underwear to pussy boxers.


They hide erections better


EDIT: And they're sexier, if you have the proper figure
#27
Quote by big duck
you can get away with hitler references and racism a lot easier
the example im thinking of was
'whats the name of the guy that starts races'
'dunno, but hitler's the guy whi finishes em'

lol
Last edited by shav0r at Feb 28, 2007,
#31
- I've done cocaine several times.
- I've tried meth once.
- I fooled around with a best friend's girlfriend a long time ago.
- My family is extremely Christian, but I'm an athiest.
- I've had anal sex.
- I've kissed a guy before.
- I've contemplated suicide many many times in my life.
- I've seen my best friend naked before, but haven't told her.
- A friend of mine was expelled from school for having pot in his car. The pot was mine, but I never came clean.
- I wear a speedo every day.
- I have a birthmark on my ass.
Poor advice.
#32
Too personal for on here.

Though.. I will admit I've kissed a guy before.
Last edited by kiefermatot at Feb 28, 2007,
#34
Quote by stellar_legs
- I've done cocaine several times.
- I've tried meth once.
- I fooled around with a best friend's girlfriend a long time ago.
- My family is extremely Christian, but I'm an athiest.
- I've had anal sex.
- I've kissed a guy before.
- I've contemplated suicide many many times in my life.
- I've seen my best friend naked before, but haven't told her.
- A friend of mine was expelled from school for having pot in his car. The pot was mine, but I never came clean.
- I wear a speedo every day.
- I have a birthmark on my ass.


I have a birthmark on the bottom of my dick...wth???

EDIT: Wait, Wait, I saw it coming, someone is gonna hafta say, pics or you're lying...
Last edited by Jonjy2 at Feb 28, 2007,
#35
Back in the n00bish age of 12, I cut some of pubic hair off with scissors because I was afraid it would grow as long as the hair on my head and hang out of my shorts.
METALLICA.
#37
i peed in a dorito bag and threw at my school...
[22:33] ben: Yesterday I was gonna eat a shitload of candy but I forgot.
#38
Quote by x/taluha
hmm..

my bra and underwear always match, but i guess thats not important


Me too, but I'm a man

But uh..seriously, I can't think of anything, I pretty much avoid anything I'd be truly embarassed about, I'm a fairly honest guy, so anything I say on here I would say to people in "Real life" as well.
When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Kabir
#39
Quote by Jonjy2
I wear reg boxers...they r annoying tho sometimes like when I wear kinda kinda tight pants, they get all bunched up... lol probably too much info...


+1..
#40
I shot mr burns and made it look like it was maggie
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