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#5
Oooh all the death threads are out today- Pakistani deaths and suicide thread. Worst death hmm... drowning would probably be a pretty damn bad way to go.
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#6
Choking on a screw that was dropped in a tuna sandwich.
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#8
Final destination 3, chick trapped in the 300+ degree tanning bed.......ugh freaks me out.
#9
Quote by Lefty99
Final destination 3, chick trapped in the 300+ degree tanning bed.......ugh freaks me out.

Aw yeah thats a pretty damn gruesome death. Not much on films makes me flinch but that did.
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#10
hit by a line of hearses anyone?
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#11
Crucification with a fire under your feet the flame licking at your heels
or mexican style to be buried in desert up to neck until the feisty vultures eat away at your flesh.....
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strangled by a midget
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#16
this is a dumb thread but i got a good one. being impaled on a stake, through the rear end, and left there (you'd stay alive for a while)
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#17
being slowly blendered
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

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Quote by Lefty99
Final destination 3, chick trapped in the 300+ degree tanning bed.......ugh freaks me out.


that was ****in hilarious.


on topic: SEE TORTURE. the worst thing I could think of is being pressed through a belt sander , starting at the feet. start sanding the person, stop, pour lemon juice and salt on the wound, and next, burn with torch, then start sanding again. repeat.
#19
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Choking on a screw that was dropped in a tuna sandwich.

I Put the screw....


IN the Tuna
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Quote by rage6945
this is a dumb thread but i got a good one. being impaled on a stake, through the rear end, and left there (you'd stay alive for a while)

Man, you stole mine. Vlad the Impaler used to do that to people.
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#21
no way crucifixion would be the worst, nails in the central nerves in your hands and feet, and it's not instant, it usually took people days to really die on them, what could be worse?
#22
being ripped appart
or
having someone like stabb me witha corkscrew and ike pour bleach into my wounds
or
or like have my toes chopped off and like my tits and fingers and like then be left there and like have them burn me with a torch
and shit
#24
I imagine being tied to something really heavy then thrown into a pool or lake or ocean or whatever would be terrifying.
#26
Being "UREH! UREH! UREH!"-ed to death
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You will die on your fourth trip to the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro with your loyal squad of crack Boy Scouts and Catholic altar boys. You will be stricken with an advanced form of rabies unknown to anyone in the Western Hemisphere after being attacked by a group of fierce badgers.

Your Scout troop will try and use their ill advised merit badge training to heal you, but only add to the infection by accidentally pouring their Sunny D juice box on the wound, making the citric acid increase the chance of death to 89%.

After an hours worth of failed blessings by the altar boys with tea leaves (it was actually poison oak, unbeknownst to all in the crew) you die at 7:06 p.m. and are later feasted upon by the cannibalistic tribes of the area.

Your group eventually dies of massive anal leakage from their run in with the Sodomonooku tribe, further down the mountain.

Sad.....oh so sad....


That. From a previous thread about death.
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#29
Anyone ever read about the hitman called "Iceman"?

Of all the f-ed up ways he killed people, leaving a guy to be eaten alive by rats was intense. Took him 2 days to die.

An the dude said it was the only thing he did that haunts him.
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Quote by Lefty99
Final destination 3, chick trapped in the 300+ degree tanning bed.......ugh freaks me out.

They were so hot too... ...and I didn't mean that literally. I meant I want them to be naked in the room I am in right now.
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#31
Apparently, drowing is the worst - not that I have met someone who has died of drowning.
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#32
Death by corn.

Anyone who's seen 'Witness' will know what I'm talking about.
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#33
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Being "UREH! UREH! UREH!"-ed to death

LMFAO BARBARIAN 3-d IMAGINGZZZ?!?!?!
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#34
Quote by kiefermatot
Skinned and thrown in salt.

This, except also having your limbs slowly removed with a butter knife, and several strikes to the groin with a baseball bat. Might as wel add some bleach in there too. Maybe a little bit of being set on fire as well.

Ouchie I think...Both physcially and psychologically, lol
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#36
the worst way to die would be kicked in the balls til old age. Jeez whats worst than getting kicked in ur fellas
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#37
Blood Eagle
Breaking Wheel,
Columbian Necktie
Biting the Curb
Immuremen
Iron Maiden
Hanged, Drawn and Quartered
Sawing
Spacing
Stoning
and the Upright Jerker would be pretty bad as well.
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#38
Quote by civildp1
Man, you stole mine. Vlad the Impaler used to do that to people.


nice, someone else who knows history
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#39
Mudered by a Death Bear. Not just a bear, a Death Bear. Locked in cages a poked with sticks. With lasers grafted to their heads.
Poor advice.
#40
uhhhh being forced to jack off with a cheese grater
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