#1
Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German,
the lovers French,
and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the chefs British,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.
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#4
makes sense.
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#5
I could've sworn I've seen this somewhere.
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#6
i agree with heaven

cant the hell jut b all french?
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Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#7
my professor brought this up in class one day and was convinced this is how it works
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#8
I've seen it before, but it's pretty good. On a semi-related note, I had to listen to the stupidest woman I've ever seen go on for an hour at a Confirmation class on Sunday about how "there won't be any crime in heaven, because those kind of people don't make it in and suffer somewhere else for eternity." I didn't know whether to be amused or horrified.
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#9
yea italians and there kick ass food. i love being italian
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#12
livetodie180.......

Why are The Jews are responsible for the fall of Germany???
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#13
Hell is where everyone is english (chav) nd american (whateva's the equivalent of chav in america nd those KKK respecting dudes) oh nd yea Muslims (extremists)
#14
^Aren't you thuper witty.
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Quote by Renfordoggz
Hell is where everyone is english (chav) nd american (whateva's the equivalent of chav in america nd those KKK respecting dudes) oh nd yea Muslims (extremists)

ad dnt forget the (not so-) good ol scottish NED
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.