#1
It seems like no matter what the topic, everyone comes in saying something about using the search button, and it'll probably even happen in this thread, but I'm just annoyed by the fact that the veterans here act like know-it-all UG Dungeon Masters, who flame people because a thread may have existed one point in the existance of these forums.

Anyways here is the deal. I was wondering if there is anyway to have a pet monkey. I live in Canada and I'm not sure on what is allowed and not allowed as pets, but I want a monkey, and not one that will rip my testicles off, either. Are there domestic monkeys I can look into? BTW, the second paragraph in this thread is mainly just filler, but I'm serious about the monkey.
#3
About a year ago someone made a thread about a pet tiger I think.
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#4
Dude, you don't want a monkey, trust me.
They S**t in their own hand.
And do obscene things with it.
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#5
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I'm just annoyed by the fact that the veterans here act like know-it-all UG Dungeon Masters,

LOL

You said dungeon master...HAHAHAHAAHHA
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#6
wow dude, i have actually looked into pet monkeys becasue i too wants one. but here in the u.s, it is illegal unless you have a zoo. i'm sure about canada, try googling it
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#8
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Dude, you don't want a monkey, trust me.
They S**t in their own hand.
And do obscene things with it.

Its not all banana's and dancing with toothbrushes

you do not want a monkey i repeat, you do not want a monkey

lol dane cook is great
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