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#1
im really dark, well brown. i used to be white idk how the hell this happened, arizona sun?

my sis and brother are both very white and are 25, and 22. i wanna get lighter. any way to even get lighter? besides stay out of the sun of course.
#2
stay out of the sun
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#3
why do u have a problem with darker skin?

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#4
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why do u have a problem with darker skin?

Because he doesn't like how he looks with it maybe? Who cares? Oh wait, he must be a Hitler-loving Nazi bastard.
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#6
bathe in milk and yogurt
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bathe in milk and yogurt


you cant be serious can you? ugh...no pain no gain. well not pain just skepticalism from my mom when she sees it. a shitload of yogurt everywhere.
#8
The sun out here really gave me a nice cocoa tan.

Stay indoors maybe? AZ sun is pretty toastie.
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you cant be serious can you? ugh...no pain no gain. well not pain just skepticalism from my mom when she sees it. a shitload of yogurt everywhere.



Hey, yogurt is good for the sewer/septic tank
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#12
Use more sunscreen. A lot more.
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#14
this is the gayist thing I've read in days........
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i look like a freakin beaner man i need help.
#18
that's like the lamest excuse man...

i'm half hispanic/caucasian and i look more mexican than anything, but i manage to not look like beaner...

no clue what your problem is man...

stay out of the sun...
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#19
im fully white, my mom and dad are both swedish white fully. well my dad is 50 percent black. but that rarely shows in my bro or sis. is it just me? cause i used to look toally white when i was 12 or 13.
#20
its probably the sun...

or maybe you're going black...
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#22
bleach... lots and lots of bleach...
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#23
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Once you go black, you never go back.




what if you were originally black? like you never went black you were just... born that way...

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#24
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what if you were originally black? like you never went black you were just... born that way...

(michael jackson)


Well, he was born black, so he never went black in the first place. Thus, the law does not apply to him.
#26
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Well, he was born black, so he never went black in the first place. Thus, the law does not apply to him.

See my post on the last page. I tried to call him, but he never answers his phone! Especially when my kids are playing at his house. It seems to take me forever to get a hold of him to know when to pick them up.
#27
i'm starting to get frustrated with you...
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#28
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god dangit, i dont want to go black. i look so much better white.


Thou hast become thy own self-loathing.

(I mean you're a black dude now.)
#29
I heard lots and lots of ********* was required to turn someone white, either that or you could molest little boys.
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#30
now you have to start listening to rap and get yourself a gun
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#31
just completely cover yourself in white out, also drink heaps of white out.... white out...
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#32
Maybe you've got reverse vitiligo, like Uncle Ruckus, only this time, it's a real thing. You're making yourself seem like him too.
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#33
If you are really desperate to lighten your skin tone you can use a trick people use in those salons with the females, and the talking, and the...you get the point.

If you slice up a cucumber and apply the the fresh slices to your skin - covering all the skin you want to lighten - your skin tone will become lighter over time. It takes a very long time though since you will need to cover yourself in cucumber slices at least a few hours at a time. Plus, you'll have to get fresh cucumbers for each time...

But if you are really desperate and patient enough to endure it - but not patient enough to just wait until your skin tone lightens naturally - then that should do the trick.
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i look like a freakin beaner man i need help.


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#35
Be scandinavian like me.
We're so white, we reflect sun rays like tin-foil, it's blinding.
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#36
I suggest you change your genetic inheritage, but what is wrong with being who you are?
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#38
hmm, yeh, blackitus, sexually transmitted, big problem in africa. ... oh no wait thats...
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#40
Pillsberry doughboy syndrome
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