#1
there we were at a church youth rally in a hotel. we were flipping through the PPV movie selection and decided to browse the adult section. the guy holding the remote accidentally ordered one of the porno movies. we decided to watch the porno for the hell of it. after about 15 minutes of intense porno-watching, we had to go to a meeting with our group leaders. i asked the guys to wait up, as i had a raging erection that was clearly visible underneath my basketball shorts. after thinking about baseball and margaret thatcher naked on a cold day, i was finally able leave. we told our group leaders about the incident and they just laughed. they told the people who were running the rally and they blamed themselves for not telling the front desk to block the porn. we didn't even have to pay for the movie.
#3
the guy holding the remote accidentally ordered one of the porno movies.


Because it's oh so easy to "Accidently" put in a 4-6 digit pin number and/or credit details.
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#4
Sweet
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#5
1.) Bullshit on the "accidentally".
2.) Not funny.
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#6
Porn at a church youth rally, yep, you are going to hell
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#7
he did "accidentally" buy the porn because all you had to do to order one was hit a button on the remote.
#8
he did "accidentally" buy the porn because all you had to do to order one was hit a button on the remote.


Then how do they charge?
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#9
If it's pay per view, normally you don't have to put in a code unless it has a parent code. Otherwise it just has an order button and if ya push the ok button it just orders it. Why waste precious time putting in a code?

We used to rent porn whenever we went to a hotel for wrestling tournaments. I'll never forget it, we got this one that was all lesbian, hawaiian themed one. Well our coach comes in and they're like whatcha watching boys. Porn...wtf does it look like? So he sits there for a second and he say's, "That's not real porn, where the hell are the C***!?" We never laughed so hard in our lives. But he was famous for his quotes at practice.

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