Poll: How long?? And [b]BE HONEST!![/b]
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View poll results: How long?? And [b]BE HONEST!![/b]
0-2 Mins
21 8%
2-5 Mins
15 6%
5-10 Mins
32 13%
10-15 Mins
40 16%
15-20 Mins
28 11%
20-30 Mins
36 14%
30+ Mins
81 32%
Voters: 253.
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#1
... In bed that is.
Obviously, this applies to the males of UG.

How long can you lot last on average in bed?

Discuss.
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#2
As long as I have to, geez...
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#5
Quote by purplegreendave
*cough* sex thread *cough*


Naaah. I want The Pit to answer. Its nothing to do with me personally... So.
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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#6
GUYS HERES THE TRICK: try to do the alphabet backwards while in the act and you will last for years
lol
#8
Quote by Kensai
As long as I have to, geez...

thats how long...
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#11
well it depends on what kind of drugs i am on, a cocaine screw can last a long long time
#12
You forgot to put hours on the poll, jeez..............
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#13
Well the longest I lasted was... I never came.. Infact I cant orgasm through intercourse. Its a fucking curse because sex has become boring.... And my gf is startin to blame herself... so yea not good
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#14
Quote by GiantRaven
Too long...I made people bored



not becasue you were taking too long, they were bored of your lame moves!
#15
usually somewhere between 6 and 8 hours... then i have to wake up
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#16
I'm just going to assume that I'll last about 5 minutes.
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#17
Quote by d3guns
not becasue you were taking too long, they were bored of your lame moves!

I would like to think it derives from both to be perfectly honest
#18
Usually around 20ish minutes, without a condom that is.
A Seven Nation army couldn't hold me back.
#19
Making love for two...
Making love for two... minutes!

When it's with me you only need two minutes, because i'm so intense!
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!
#20
Quote by gallagher2006
Counting foreplay?

No just the sex. No foreplay.

Quote by Graverunner
You forgot to put hours on the poll, jeez..............

Then Choose 30+. Ive just never met someone who can last longer than an hour or so, unless they're a trained pr0n star or have some sort of numbing cream.

Quote by chillininfl
Usually around 20ish minutes, without a condom that is.

Exact same here
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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#21
Depends on how drunk I am.
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#22
Quote by magicman0508
Depends on how drunk I am.

I always feel sick when I do it when drunk...
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#23
Depends. Sometimes its sort-of, you know; wham, bam, thank-you ma'am. Somtimes its half an hour. Its the mood, I suppose.
#24
Quote by Demonbreed
Then Choose 30+. Ive just never met someone who can last longer than an hour or so, unless they're a trained pr0n star or have some sort of numbing cream.


*Feels like a freak*
#26
how long?

almost 11 inches. i guess that would be about 27 cm.

is that enough Rikki?
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#27
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
how long?

almost 11 inches. i guess that would be about 27 cm.

is that enough Rikki?


Oh yes. Most definately.

Anyway... Who are you?
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#29
Well, I switch it up. Because usually we have sex more than once on that same day...so like the first time will be like 5-7 minutes and then the next time could be like 25 minutes. Probably longest is just a lil over half an hour. Like someone said, just depends on the mood and how they're working it.
#30
Quote by Demonbreed
No just the sex. No foreplay.


Then Choose 30+. Ive just never met someone who can last longer than an hour or so, unless they're a trained pr0n star or have some sort of numbing cream.


Exact same here


* shakes demonbreeds hand *

nice to meet you, no, not a trained porn star, no numbing cream..... it's just tantric sexuality..... you can go for days, they have books on it. makes it so that when you finally do bust a nut its like heaven from head to toe and it can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours..... my longest was 6 hours, after a while yer stamina starts to wear down.... good times
#31
Depends

I usually hold off and last longer, and then like stop during it and go down on my girlfriend, or she goes down on me.

Average time is usually about half an hour, easily.

Last week, we had sex twice in a row (shes on the pill so i jst lay on top of her after i had finished), and adding both times together, plus a little break, and it came to just over 2 hours.

It all depends how we're feeling.
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Homosexual sex for $200?
Be honest.
I'd do it. I think that I could stand one night with a man for the financial security of my whole life and the life of my children
And no I'm not gay. I'm 100% straight.

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#33
Quote by Alix_D
You've never met anyone who's lasted more than 30 mins? Are you out of preschool yet?!


Yes... Im in College.

Quote by z4twenny
* shakes demonbreeds hand *

nice to meet you, no, not a trained porn star, no numbing cream..... it's just tantric sexuality..... you can go for days, they have books on it. makes it so that when you finally do bust a nut its like heaven from head to toe and it can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours..... my longest was 6 hours, after a while yer stamina starts to wear down.... good times


Thats insane. I WANT that book!
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#34
^ surely there is something at your local bookstore on it, you just gotta be brave enough to go into that section . it's really easy to do (prolly easier for a girl than a guy) i was doing it and not even knowing thats what i was doing, then i read up a little on it. needless to say i've never left a girl unsatisfied (usually it's the other way around "get off me, we've been at it for 2 hours already are you about done?" is heard often....
#35
If it's really with someone you love you can just take your time and be really comfortable with each other

(That's why we can go for hours)
#37
^ practice alt picking to get your wank up longer..... no i mean.... wank it to get your alt picking going longer, yeah thats the ticket.....
#39
Quote by Demonbreed
...Anyway... Who are you?


oh, just someone you knew.


no, seriously, we've never met or chatted.

i just like to twist the meaning of things around, and find a little humor wherever i can.

i think i'm a bit crazy.

my friends all think i'm completely nuts...........and they love me all the more for it.

at some point i'll get around to answering the real question in the thread.

but it will take some space..........there's a helluva story that goes with it.
Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#40
Quote by z4twenny
^ surely there is something at your local bookstore on it, you just gotta be brave enough to go into that section . it's really easy to do (prolly easier for a girl than a guy) i was doing it and not even knowing thats what i was doing, then i read up a little on it. needless to say i've never left a girl unsatisfied (usually it's the other way around "get off me, we've been at it for 2 hours already are you about done?" is heard often....


Internet?
Quote by iHurricaneGTR

Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
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