#1
Or train or bus or any transportation tickets? I NEED to be in Seattle in 8 days and I'm totally broke. I considered posing as a 15 year old girl in some chat room and conning some perv into buying me a ticket, but then the ticket would have a girls name and Sex: F on it so that probably won't work. And no, I will not steal a car.
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#2
I had a perv try and by me a ticket and im a guy so you can still do that. Its not hard to rip of horny molesters.
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#3
There are alot of pervs who like boys too..
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#4
lol. nice try . Tell the pedo's that u have a little brother that needs to come with you, then he'll send u 2 tickets, then u can just scalp the other one or something. i dint know da ticket has ur name and it, I thought it was after u give them ur ticket.
#5
Hitchhike! It's totally safe ... they're just as scared of you as you are of them.
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#8
Hitchhike, it's fun, though you have to look somewhat threatening or crazy so they'll fear you.

What are you going for? Concert?
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#10
parents?

Where are you? Why do you need to get to Seattle?

EDIT: I didn't look at your location
#11
better start walking now
no just kidding idk
i know this might sound stupid and obvious but...drive and if you dont have a car get a friend to take you in his/her car
#13
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#14
Throw yourself in front of a Greyhound bus. Then take free tickets in exchange for avoiding courts.
#16
Besides ripping people off you're pretty much SOL. The cheapest way to get there would be Greyhound... and thats if you buy 7 days in advance... you'd be looking at ~$200 round trip. My advice... pawn shop. That is, if you REALLY need to be there.
#17
if you want, i can forward you some of these "free plane ticket" emails i keep fucking getting
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#18
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Hitchhike, it's fun, though you have to look somewhat threatening or crazy so they'll fear you.

What are you going for? Concert?

You know, I might actually do that. I'll definitely have to buy a knife first just in case, and I have to go because an old friend has gotten herself in trouble and she needs my help. It's a loooong story.
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#19
I'd go with the hitchhiking option. I've done it loads of times, and who knows, doing it across the country might be quite the learning experience.
You can also ***** yourself out.

Why are you going anyway?
#21
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not gonna happen. hitch hiking is not worth it, not to mention illegal in some states. just steal some cash from the parents and go.

My parents have about as much $$ as me.
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#22
steal a whole lot of flybuys cards
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#25
If you have a debit card just use that to get a plane ticket online. When you buy something more expensive than what you have the fee is like 30 bucks. You can always pay it off later.
Or like some other person said, bounce a check. Same concept.
#26
^No, I don't have a debit, credit card or any type of checking system. Basically, I need to go 3000 plus miles on about $30 and right now I'm thinking I might have to hitchhike.
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#27
Answer the goddamn question. Why do you need to be there?
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#28
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^No, I don't have a debit, credit card or any type of checking system. Basically, I need to go 3000 plus miles on about $30 and right now I'm thinking I might have to hitchhike.


You'd have better luck, and it would be alot safer if you could get a ticket. Go to the pawn shop, I'm sure you have stuff you don't need or are willing to part with.
#29
Quote by beastiebeatles
^No, I don't have a debit, credit card or any type of checking system. Basically, I need to go 3000 plus miles on about $30 and right now I'm thinking I might have to hitchhike.

Do you have a car? Do you know someone that trusts you enough to lend you their car and some gas money? On your profile it says your birthdate is in 90 so I am assuming you are 16 and able to drive.
#30
If it's that big of a deal, why don't you borrow some money? Obviously you could scrap up enough money to go from friends and family if it's that bad that you have to hitch-hike.