Poll: A rough estimate: how many potty's? (whole life)
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View poll results: A rough estimate: how many potty's? (whole life)
0-9999 - Lame-O
5 10%
10000-14999 - Normie
11 21%
15000-19999 - Wizz Master
13 25%
20000+ - Super Pooper
23 44%
Voters: 52.
#1
Approximately how many times do you think you've been to the bathroom in your life?

Just like a rough estimate. Doesn't have to be exact.

I'm making a chart for my small town, and the top 10 all get badges.


so just vote, and be honest. then discuss how you've achieved this level of potty.


EDIT: because SOME of you DON'T understand...when I say "go to the bathroom" I mean urinate or dump. or other stuff that might come out of your butt. basically poop or fecal like matter and urine.
Last edited by Supreme WarHawk at Mar 2, 2007,
#3
this is a dumb ultimate question. I dont even want to waste my time figuring it out
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#5
Somewhere between 1 and 1,000,000 times
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#8
erg... 2.5 times 365 times 16... 14600






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#9
I have no clue and I don't feel like figuring it out so I'll just say....Orange.
#10
guys. its more of a rough estimate. doing the multiplication is ok, but then you gotta factor in the days...you can't go so good. you know those days. we call them non-stooling tuesdays.
#13
Quote by Supreme WarHawk
Approximately how many times do you think you've been to the bathroom in your life?

What if you live in a bathroom and never leave it?
#14
Why is there an option for 0? How could you NEVER go to the bathroom? And going in the woods wouldn't count, lol.
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#15
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What if you live in a bathroom and never leave it?

Now this could be the ultimate question
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#16
Quote by Supreme WarHawk
guys. its more of a rough estimate. doing the multiplication is ok, but then you gotta factor in the days...you can't go so good. you know those days. we call them non-stooling tuesdays.



They are balanced out by "Explosive Diarrhea Thursdays"
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They are balanced out by "Explosive Diarrhea Thursdays"


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#20
probably a hundred million
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#21
when I say "go to the bathroom" I mean urinate or dump. or other stuff that might come out of your butt. basically poop or fecal like matter and urine.
#22
I don't use the bathroom because I live in the jungle.

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#23
I have no idea, but I think I'm a sooper pooper cus I get diareha alot.
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#24
2 times per day x 23 years x 365 days / year = 16,790
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#25
Who wants to know?
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#26
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#27
I'm alive 6000 days +. How the heck could I shower more than 9999 times?
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#30
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2 times per day x 23 years x 365 days / year = 16,790

You only piss twice a day?
That can't be healthy.
#31
my dads got a seriosly messed up bowel system, he shits the same time every day. ive got that to which is a pain in the ass. i shit at 8 in the morning, 4 in the afternoon and 9:30 at night EVERY DAY for the last 9 years. its f*ckin anoying. plus i piss at least twice a day so

356 x 9 = 3204, 3 x 3204 = 9612 + 356 x 2 = 712, 712 x 15 = 10680

9612 + 10680 = 20292 (roughly)

wow
thats quite a bit for a 15 year old


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