#1
yo my mate is a wee fililpino tit ha ha, and im getting sick of insulting him in english so can sum1 tell me sum filipino insults to call him. now im not meaning racist ones as im pretty sure ive used all those, but i need translations of regular insults.

any1 want 2 help me rip his wee brown ass (dont know the exact colour but we are goin through 2 B&Q to put him next 2 the dulux colour chart to find the exact name, we know its a kind of brown)

p.s. im not a racist, its just how we rip each other, i get stick of him for being white. just before any1 says anything
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#3
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good, now if u could translate that into filipino it would b great
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#4
Well if there both willing party's then its not racist, its just a joke.

Dont go getting all politically correct.
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#5
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Well if there both willing party's then its not racist, its just a joke.

Dont go getting all politically correct.


yeah thats how i feel, but i know that there are assholes in the world who will think im a total racist just so they can make themselfs feel better.

anyway, does no1 speak filipino
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#8
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Say Putang Inamo and he'll likely hit you.


what does it mean like?
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#9
Not too sure actually, something to do with their mother.

Over here when that's said, someone usually gets hurt.
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what does it mean like?


i don't really remember, but i think it means "i want your pussy"

or maybe it was, "yer a ho."

either way, he'll prolly look at you like you're stupid...............then smack you upside the head.
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#12
dude... i'm filipino-chinese... but raised filipino... anyway.... i think if you tried making fun of your friend in tagalog, he'll begin to make fun of you. you kinda need to have a filipino accent in order to taken seriously....
#14
I'm not gonna go calling you a racist provided he doesn't care, but you're still a bit of an arsehole if you've actually insulted your friend so much that all your insults are stale and you need someone to tell you some more offensive ones.

Just lay off of him... Yeah, make a joke now and again, but you clearly insult this guy too much, so stop being a prick.
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#15
Filipino people are the only people I'm prejudice/racist to. They're ALL annoying. I hate them all.
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I'm not gonna go calling you a racist provided he doesn't care, but you're still a bit of an arsehole if you've actually insulted your friend so much that all your insults are stale and you need someone to tell you some more offensive ones.

Just lay off of him... Yeah, make a joke now and again, but you clearly insult this guy too much, so stop being a prick.


Pfft, I ran out of worthwhile insults for my friends terrible haircut years ago, but it doesn't make it any less funny.
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#17
Well if you have done all the racist ones then just go for some insults. Cross the lines. Just dont bring his mum into it, because if you bring one persons mother into it you bring everyone's in.
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#18
I may be wrong put isnt it spelled Philipino?
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