This aint like am.....well, **** how do i explain this...


theres a shit load of blonde jokes out there, and i just thought (cause i am shit board) how many you can come up with

knock yourselfs out i suppose
*knocks self out*

blonde ftw
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im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..

your momma's so fat
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
Paris hilton
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my
blondes pwn you all

although that one by nappy D mad me laugh, just keep giving us the excuses to be idiots
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
two blondes walk into a bulding...
...you would think that atleast one of them would have seen it.

how can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
there's white-out all over the monitor

a blonde walks into a library and goes up to the librarian and yells: "i want a big mac and some large fries...!" the libriarin interrupts and says, "miss, this is a library" the blonde responds oh i'm sorry and starts whispering "i want a big mac and some large fries and gimme a large coke..."

i have more but i cant remember right now...
lost and confused,
focused on the obscured.

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They're both fucked when they're on their backs.
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