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Because of porn, my dad lost his wife... Because of porn, naughty pop-ups come up when my girlfriend is checking her e-mail, and because of porn, my friend lost his job, and because of porn, i might have an insane virus that i have no clue about...

this was originally a thread about viruses and how i can get them off, but its been changed to the because of porn thread...

make your statement...
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#2
so dispite everything thats happened to people you know because of porn you still decided to look at it?

ahhh the awesome power of nudity
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#5
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so dispite everything thats happened to people you know because of porn you still decided to look at it?

ahhh the awesome power of nudity




so true
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#6
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i have it but every time i run it it doesnt show anything...

but i'm positive i do have a virus cause my computer is acting like shit...
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#8
when you have got that thing away. then just by a router. they have intergrated firewalls that blocks everything that you don't allow. and you can also share network with other computers in you home
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#9
Because of Porn, thousands of otherwise useless human beings have careers in which to serve society.
#10
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I think i have a virus but i am too cheap to go buy any program or anything...
evidently, my current virus protector thing isn't working, so is there a free downloadable program out there that is actually going to help and not just tell me that there are a million things wrong with my computer and i need to pay $50 to get them off?

Because of porn, my dad lost his wife... Because of porn, naughty pop-ups come up when my girlfriend is checking her e-mail, and because of porn, my friend lost his job, and because of porn, i might have an insane virus that i have no clue about...

it's such a great thing no?

so please, before my computer seriously goes crazy on me, is there a program to get this shit off?


lol, i wanna know how ur friend lost his job because of porn, i have a felling thats gonna be a good story
#11
because of porn, my left hand is stronger than my right
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#12
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Because of Porn, thousands of otherwise useless human beings have careers in which to serve society.


God bless porn!
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#14
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lol, i wanna know how ur friend lost his job because of porn, i have a felling thats gonna be a good story


nah, its not that great a story... (unless of course i lie about it and make it sound great)...

basically, his boss's secretary caught looking at it and then his boss called him in and he was a little hard so he instantly got fired cause i'm guessing a boner at work is hard evidence that he was looking at it and you're not supposed to go to any site other than one that is required by your job...

yes so everyone, because of porn???

person with the best statement gets an e-dollar in e-currency...
(valid only with e-prostitutes)
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Last edited by x_thurston_x at Mar 2, 2007,
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nah, its not that great a story... (unless of course i lie about it and make it sound great)...

basically, his boss's secretary caught looking at it and then his boss called him in and he was a little hard so he instantly got fired cause i'm guessing a boner at work is hard evidence that he was looking at it and you're not supposed to go to any site other than one that is required by your job...

yes so everyone, because of porn???

person with the best statement gets an e-dollar in e-currency...
(valid only with e-prostitutes)



Well your friend is a dumbass for looking at porn at work.

Maybe he was hoping the secretary would come and re-enact a Naughty Office movie.


Anyways, I don't have any problematic viruses on my PC.
#16
Because of porn, I never stepped too far from the sidewalk.

I'm tired, screw it.
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#18
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Because of porn, I always stayed on the safe side so I don't get hurt.


Because of porn, i dont trust not only me but everyone one around me...

uh right?



sorry, i had to kill it...
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Because of porn, I always stayed on the safe side so I don't get hurt.


because of porn, i find it hard trust not only me but everyone around me!
#20
Because of porn I went blind and have to use a braille keyboard.
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Throw a flash bang at him.
#21
I love how this thread went waaaay off course (How to help his computer).

#22
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I love how this thread went waaaay off course (How to help his computer).



i know seriously...

but its all good, i got the problem semi-fixed


ALSO, i dont download... i honestly think that its my girlfriend going to gay porn sites because i got linked to one and i had like a million pop ups but i fixed that and luckily havent been linked to one since, but she is always expressing how she loves man on man action, so i dunno...

hmm...
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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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#24
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And braille screen???

Sure...let's go with that.
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#25
Because of porn I now have no boring Saturday nights...

Nothing bad can come of porn seriously.
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#26
I think porn's disgusting. Because of porn I realized I was a much better person than that.
#27
Because of porn all my socks are crusty or sticky.
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#28
Because of porn
This world has hope again
Because of porn
This world has got a friend

Oh, let us start today
To watch porn the same way
Oh, let us start today
To watch porn same way
Oh, let us start today
To watch porn the same way
Oh, let us start today
To watch porn the same way


Porn in June - Because of porn

No one will get this.
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#29
Your girlfriend looks at porn? Goodness, maybe my girlfriend is just innocent to a very high degree. I don't know. Gotta' love magazines, no viruses, and they're easier to get completely rid of.
#33
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Because of porn
This world has hope again
Because of porn
This world has got a friend

Oh, let us start today
To watch porn the same way
Oh, let us start today
To watch porn same way
Oh, let us start today
To watch porn the same way
Oh, let us start today
To watch porn the same way


Porn in June - Because of porn

No one will get this.



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#34
because of porn...my dog got madly violated
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
#37
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Because of Porn I know what a vagina is.




i think that is the best one so far...
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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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#39
Because of porn I've learnt to make my own.
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#40
Everytime my bro is on the computer the porn pops up so i really dont care...
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