#1
So, we were chillin in the kitchen, and I'm just kinda sitting there, bouncing my leg up and down to some some i got stuck in my head, and my mom looks at me and says

"thats a sign of masturbation"

WTF?


this some l33t way of playing pocket pool?

its kinda scary having your mother say that kinda thing to you

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#2
How is that a sign of masturbation? Your mother is a strange woman.
Duke Ellington - If it sounds good, it is good.
#3
how was she saying it was a sign? like "aww damn little jimmies got his hands down his pants again" or was it more of a "HOT DAMN LITTLE JIMMIES TOUCHIN HIS CACK N BALLS!! YEEHAH!"
#5
dude, she knows!
you have to kill her.


haha, jk.
that is weird, though...


lol at the cack n' balls comment!
hahaha
A relaxed singer is a singer in control.


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"HOT DAMN LITTLE JIMMIES TOUCHIN HIS CACK N BALLS!! YEEHAH!"

OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA!


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#9
Your response should have been:

No, THIS is a sign of masturbation!
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#11
Quote by whocares09
how was she saying it was a sign? like "aww damn little jimmies got his hands down his pants again" or was it more of a "HOT DAMN LITTLE JIMMIES TOUCHIN HIS CACK N BALLS!! YEEHAH!"

lmao
Quote by whocares09
how was she saying it was a sign? like "aww damn little jimmies got his hands down his pants again" or was it more of a "HOT DAMN LITTLE JIMMIES TOUCHIN HIS CACK N BALLS!! YEEHAH!"
#13
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