#1
Hey everybody this is a random song
So everybody listening, just play along
I'll rip you up like Em and Big on Dead Wrong
And call a Belgium guy a dumb blond
I break mirrors when I sing like Axl Rose
Nose's stuff up, birds go up, and the cracking
starts the toes
I know this one guy with a jewish afro
He only gets laid when he pays fugly hoes(sp?)
Whoever he talks to becomes another foe
People cut off his notes and have contests where
they throw
It, spit, you get licked
Sports in school you were the last ine picked
Owners point and tell their dogs to sick ya
Because, unlike me, you ain't a huge playa
You have a lot of rap on ya cd playa
But do you have an mp3 playa?
You're awful in bed
And you bite during head
I'm hinting to you raise_the_dead
I suck cock is what you said

Just playin. I love you.
#4
Ha, look now who threw me the glove?
You dumb bastard, don't you know when push comes to shove
I'll leave your ass kicked, retaliation's drastic
I was being nice but now I'll change tactics
I'll take up garden shears, like it's The Burning
Cut off your nose and ears and tongue, now you're learnin
You vermin, now you're screaming and squirmin'
What you did was comparable to mentioning the War to a German
And, bitch, in bed I'm far superior
Ask your sister, man, I redecorated her interior
When I'm not a lyrical architect I'm a God of Sex
I blow minds and blow loads
So hot and huge, they clear snow from the roads
Oh, look who's in shock and awe?
Sick them poodles on me? Bitch, I got the dogs of war
Plus atomic Glocks, each can fire a million shots or more
Plus I spit vomit
That's corrosive, know this, I spit in your face
It's gonna come off, and then I'll step upon it,
Bitch.

Just playin, I you too.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
Last edited by raise_the_dead at Mar 3, 2007,
#6
MWHAHAAH

Now, get on your knees!

It's all a matter of practice man.... I been working on my skills on and off for three years or so, you just gotta study it blah blah..

anyways, this was real fun, should we create a Rap Battle Thread or something?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#8
In response to your now closed response :

Listen, kid
It's time that you get with the program- no man can test me
Think you can best me? Haha, surely you jest
Cuz my lyrics can cut through a bulletproof vest
You cryin like your dentist tryin' to pull a tooth - yes
I'm uncontested, and unlike you I got vested interests
In staying on top, when I drop lines mad rhymes will stifle ya
And I ain't a trifler, any day of the week I'll fight with ya
I'll make you bleed it's guaranteed you need to understand
You can never match me, actually I'm part of a new breed
I kill without thinking twice matter of fact kill without blinking
You see corpses all around and you still got no inkling?
You jumped up mortal, the charges against me are trumped up
Got concrete rage like I'm Wumpscut, you dumb fuck
I'm guessin it's time for you to learn your lessons
Here - have a taste of your own intestines.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#10
Oh, I thought it was a reply. Silly me.

But seriously, a Rap Battl Thread would rule.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.