#1
What are some bitchin things to do on stage while playing guitar.
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#3
headbang
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#4
play well.....

seriously... just jump around and have fun, it'll get the crowd going
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#6
i want to try the old fashioned guitar swing type deal. but i don't want to hit my guitar on the ground or stab myself. ( i have a jackson)
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#8
Balancing your guitar by the head on your fingers, always a crowd pleaser (as long as you dont drop it on someone)
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#9
eat your guitar. i sware ill do that someday. or u could always pull off the buddy guy and solo with your left hand and take your right arm out of your jacket then keep soloing with your right hand and take your left hand out of your jacket
#13
Sockman!
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#14
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eat your guitar. i sware ill do that someday. or u could always pull off the buddy guy and solo with your left hand and take your right arm out of your jacket then keep soloing with your right hand and take your left hand out of your jacket

I have no idea what you mean but it sounds sweet as hell
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Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

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#15
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don't you have a squier?
no a jackson.
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I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

Gear:
Galveston Doubleneck
Peavey 5150
Slash Wah
#16
Quote by srv_king
eat your guitar. i sware ill do that someday. or u could always pull off the buddy guy and solo with your left hand and take your right arm out of your jacket then keep soloing with your right hand and take your left hand out of your jacket


I think i've seen someone do it in porn once....
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#17
Shoot your drummer with an AK47, the next drummer will just be the same and it'll get people talking
#18
Breakdancing.
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#19
umm. nevermind. i might do that. like so akward assed playing positions like guitar behing you with you hands throught you legs or something cool like that
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I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
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Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

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Peavey 5150
Slash Wah
#20
Pretend your guitar is a giant penis and put it between your legs and jerk it. Its always a pleezer.

Bonus points if after awhile you squirt mayonnaise into the crowd.
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#21
whoa, i'm gunna try that Buddy Guy thing, that sounds awesome.
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#24
The coolest thing you could do is slit a whole in your amplifier cabs speaker and make sweet love to the vibrating 4x12 cab.
#25
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#27
Get in a gorilla suit shit in your hand and throw it at your loyal fans...
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To make a ringing sound with your guitar, take the guitar and ram it as hard as you can into your balls.


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If the teletubby has a vagina, I'll stick my dick in there.
#28
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Get in a gorilla suit shit in your hand and throw it at your loyal fans...


Better yet, shit in your gorilla suit mask and put it back on.
#29
Do like on Metalocalypse and have your bass player do a solo using his penis as a pick.
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#30
spread ur fingers apart and stick ur tongue in it.
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#31
good lord.....
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I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

Gear:
Galveston Doubleneck
Peavey 5150
Slash Wah
#33
haha... those are much better than the sick porn... but it's still spam...
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#34
Just go watch some SRV concerts, and try and pull that shit off. I'm trying to get the hang of unhooking the guitar and re-straping it behind you. Easy to do, but hard to play.
#35
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great, legion's back.....

but anyways, on topic, scissors jumps ae fun to do, windmilling, anything that DLR does, Roger Daltrey's mic spin if you're a singer.
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#36
has anybody every hit there guitar on the ground while spinning it behind you back? because thats the last thing i need to break the neck of my guitar on stage..... orly? nevermind
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I hope Karma puts you in a microwave
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.

Gear:
Galveston Doubleneck
Peavey 5150
Slash Wah