#1
You really don't want to fuck with me
Cause I'd prove to everyone that you're a
fuckin pussy
Everybody would laugh at you from sea to sea
Because I made you cry and bleed
You wouldn't last 5 minutes in a fight
The doctors would tend to you all night
The bones sticking out of your skin would be
outta sight
After this, the sight of me would give you fright

Chills runnin through your back
Never again would you get a girl in the sack
You'd only fuck chicks while taking a nap
Run and try to catch your dignity young lad
A lot of shit happened to you today
Rosie O Donnell called you gay
I burst out laughing, and my toes went numb
I started to piss, and I swallowed my gum

See what happens when you mess with me

YOU GET FUCKED UP!
#2
yeah well done in thinking that would pass as a title. Try again, The FAQ will guide you.
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.