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#1
yes he is.

it's so embarrasing. it's like whenever i go and have a drink at night, he like sits behind the computer watching porn vids (and hes married). also, his phone is full of ****ing porn vids.

i dont know what the hell to do, but this stuff is disguisting.


i'd understand if he was a fkin 12 year old who is curious, but he has a ****ign wife...

argh

wdf do i do??
#2
Slap him.
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#3
Well, is your mom hot?
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#5
get your mom to catch him and he'll stop i bet
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#8
My dad has a few DVDs hidden in the basement. It's normal I guess.
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#9
Replace all his porn with gay and tranny porn. That'll scare him.


Then again... maybe not...
#10
well, hes just bored with sex with your step mom. so either buy him a book on kama sutra, get him his own porn collection and buy him some lube, or catch him doing it because thats the only way hes getting off your comp
#11
^ that is complete crap. he watches porn all night long. wdf. im 15, and last time i saw porn was when i watched mtv.
#12
Tell your step mom to put out.
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#13
mtv? huh?

lol

who cares, i mean all males are the same we think about sex all the time so we might aswell watch it!
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#14
Let him and shut the fuck up about it. There's no age limit to porn, nor should he stop simply because he's married.
#15
^ i mean it's fine if he watches it SOMETIMES. i see him watch it every day. every night when i go get a drink of water (it doesnt happen very often) i just see some nice hardcore action going on. and he's so dug in, that he doesnt even notice me coming in the room (the computer is in the living room/kitchen combined kind of room). it's just sick. my brother's have told me they've caught him loads of times before.
#16
Circle jerk around grandma.

Heals it everytime.
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#17
Watch with him and stop complaining.
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#18
When your 40, married, and bored i'm sure you'll be doing the same thing, just let him do it. Anyways...theres a lot more worse things he could be doing...like molesting you.
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#19
Well, he's obviousely bored with his sex life, so you could get him some prostitutes for his next birthday or St. Patrick's Day.

Oh wait, that would get him addicted to prostitutes...and that's even worse...

Ok, another thing you could do is shut off the addiction. Erase all signs of porn daily from his life. And go back to my original idea, and make him take up something other that porn. Like drinking.
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#21
^ um no you dont. there's probably some of my dad's penis on this keyboard, when he was switchign sites between 'love sessions'

ew!
#22
Does he jerk the gerkin while he watches?

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#23
You should spend some time bounding with your Dad.
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#26
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You should spend some time bounding with your Dad.

'Pounding', that is.
#27
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Watch with him and stop complaining.


This is the best post in this thread.
#28
Quote by False_God
he's bored with your mom dude... let him be... everyone likes porn!


+1.
#29
I have my hand, and still watch porn.
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#30
You have to beat him at his game...

if he's watching lesbo., you have to watch gang bang lesbo.
if he's watching cum guzzlers, you have to guzzle cum.

wait, damn it.
#31
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You have to beat him at his game...

if he's watching lesbo., you have to watch gang bang lesbo.
if he's watching cum guzzlers, you have to guzzle cum.

wait, damn it.

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#33
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You should spend some time bounding with your Dad.

You mean bonding?
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#34
Quote by zwound
my dad's a porn addict
AWESOME song title.

also, you do nothing. wow, he likes looking at porn, he must be sick. wtf?
just coz he's married doesnt mean he cant like watching people ****ing. get a life.
#37
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Replace all his porn with gay and tranny porn. That'll scare him.


Then again... maybe not...

If it has the opposite effect, then you are fucked.
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#38
^ um i dont really find it normal watching it all night. after all, its kind of a recent thing, and its a suprise coz i always looked up to my dad and now im sort of dissapointed.

plus, i dont watch porn, and proud of it. i have a girlfriend?
#39
man u shouldnt be hating on your dad for watching porn you should be like sweet cause wouldnt that mean u have a whole computer full of porn. man u have the life so wat is u see him having a toss just walk pass and wait ur turn and if he ever walks in on u can go piss off dad u do it.
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#40
Parental control settings?
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