#1
is there anything your parents lied to you about when you were little? besides santa claus. *anticipates "santa claus isn't real?" post*

as for me: my dad told me that sometimes people sleep naked because it's comfortable.
#2
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as for me: my dad told me that sometimes people sleep naked because it's comfortable.


Your dad didnt lie...
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my dad told me that sometimes people sleep naked because it's comfortable.


Not a lie at all actually. It's very comfortable.
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#5
I sleep in my boxers. Naked is actually uncomfortable for me. It's like hanging everywhere for me. lol.
#6
The stork..lied to me about that
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#12
My mom said that the thing inbetween my dads leg was a toothbrush, thats why it started foaming out toothpaste after a while.
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#14
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#15
my mom told me that black people come from the other side of the equater and the farther twords the south pole they are the blacker they get.. she also told me that asain people shit little tirds and never one big shit


... if im lying im dying
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my mom told me that black people come from the other side of the equater and the farther twords the south pole they are the blacker they get.. she also told me that asain people shit little tirds and never one big shit


... if im lying im dying

#17
@ this Legion guy. I hate you, but that was actually pretty funny.

My mother once told me that if I went to sleep thinking about angels, I'd never have nightmares. Hmmm....

Bullshit!
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my mom told me that black people come from the other side of the equater and the farther twords the south pole they are the blacker they get.. she also told me that asain people shit little tirds and never one big shit


... if im lying im dying



of course you're not lying, both of those things are true
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#19
My parents told me that if you pee in the swimming pool, the clorine would change the water around you purple and everyone would know you peed in the pool. Man, I fell for that one!
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My parents told me that if you pee in the swimming pool, the clorine would change the water around you purple and everyone would know you peed in the pool. Man, I fell for that one!



They actually make stuff that does change the color.


And my parents told me there was a God...
#21
Damn...That ****ing owl is making my head all spinny and my eyes hurt...But yea my parents have told me stuff like "Pot is bad for you" "Don't do drugs" "Sex is BAD" you know the usual over protective stuff.
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They actually make stuff that does change the color.


And my parents told me there was a God...



no they dont. its a urban legend. at least the last i heard it was. because any chemical that can tell the differences between other body fluids and piss is too dangorus to have in a pool
#23
i beleived my dad had a pet triceratops
and if you fed cows strawberrys and chased them around u could get a strawberryb milkshake

also i had these things called birthday fairies, like santa but they came to you on your birthday with gifts. Mine was called Carmen.. Did you guys ever have birthday fairys??
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i was too smart for that. and for your sig, you should use

instead of


pretty good idea
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#25
uh nothing for me. but my friend used to claim he hated chicken, so his parents starting caling it "yummy meat." he ended up falling in love with the mysterious "yummy meat."
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uh nothing for me. but my friend used to claim he hated chicken, so his parents starting caling it "yummy meat." he ended up falling in love with the mysterious "yummy meat."


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no they dont. its a urban legend. at least the last i heard it was. because any chemical that can tell the differences between other body fluids and piss is too dangorus to have in a pool



Sorry bud, they do.
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#30
"if you play with yourself it falls off"

i was too smart for it tho
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