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#2
ummm..........go on a diet?
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#3
shes a perfect ball
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I bet some fuckin hippy gonna be all HAVE FEELINGS SHE IS IN PAIN. My answer to that is NO!
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shes a perfect ball


nah, wouldnt fit though the hoop
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I love that action music in the background!

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nah, wouldnt fit though the hoop

It'd be pretty hard to dribble, too. But how about a bowling ball?
#10
thats gross. her parents should be shot for letting her get like that. It didnt mention it being a medical condition, just a love for food. She shouldnt be to blame for being a blimp.
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#12
holy &%$*


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#15
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I blame mcdonalds and the parents.

I blame rap music and boomboxes.

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what kind of ****ing parents allow their child to get that fat...i mean, you have to feed the kid whatever the **** she wants, whenever she wants...someones gotta kick her parents ass

I'm pretty sure it's a disorder. It'd be pretty hard to get a 5 year old to gain 200 pounds in 2 years otherwise. And do you actually think the parents would enjoy their child possibly being crippled and outcast?

What ju thinking, asshole?
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#16
what kind of ****ing parents allow their child to get that fat...i mean, you have to feed the kid whatever the **** she wants, whenever she wants...someones gotta kick her parents ass
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#17
I can't believe this. This is dispicable. Honestly, its just saddening. Why on earth would her parents let her get this way!! She can barely talk without tiring!! She won't live to be 20 if even 15... I feel bad for the child that her parents would let her get this way..i mean, 200 pounds at 5 yrs!!???!?!? WTF!!!? And now 400 pounds at 7! She cant even walk normally now.....this is inhumane.
#18
wow, that is very sad. it makes me feel bad
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#19
I have no sympathy. She's a monster and it's her own fault, and her parents' for letting her get like that.
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#24
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I have no sympathy. She's a monster and it's her own fault, and her parents' for letting her get like that.


Nevermind she's 7 years old.
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#28
Hey, she's 7, and she's always hungry and prolly has bad genes. If you were 7 years old and in her situation you'd be the same way. I personally blame the parents, they should have put her on a diet long ago, but apparently they never learned how to say no to their kids.
#29
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this is so sad. its not her fault that she weighs so much.


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During shot of her playing with barbies she looks like Godzilla playing with cars haha
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#31
I'm sorry, but I laughed for about 5 minutes.
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#32
I bet she could let out a monster fart
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#33
This is sad. It's not the child's fault, she doesn't know why the **** she's gaining weight.

Child Protective services need to take her away from her sick & neglectful parents.
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#34
sad...
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#36
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Nevermind she's 7 years old.


So you're saying that her parents have no control over what she's eaten since she was born? Age doesn't matter, it's still someone's fault she's disgustingly unhealthy.
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#37
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I bet she could let out a monster fart




maybe...the gas would have to find some where to escape though. It could take a while. I bet it builds up and one day her ass will ****ing explode all over the room and she'll go thru the ceiling.
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#38
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Hey, she's 7, and she's always hungry and prolly has bad genes. If you were 7 years old and in her situation you'd be the same way. I personally blame the parents, they should have put her on a diet long ago, but apparently they never learned how to say no to their kids.


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#40
if i were her parents, i'd honestly make her fast for a couple days. if not weeks. her fat should support her, then get burned off... then i dunno, ccan't say i wouldn't feed her at all after that though.
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