#1
you know what a jean boner is? when you dont have a boner but the zipper on your jeans sticks out making it look like you have one. yeah. does anyone know how to get rid of these cause it ****ing annoying
#3
Why is it annoying...? I kinda like having women stare at my crotch all the time.
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#6
I hate those!!! But if people stare just say, "It's not a boner, I have proof."
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#7
Lol, I describe it as an "It looks like a 2 incher"
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#8
I think if that's how big your boner is you might have problems....
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#9
when people ask.. puch it down it should be easy.. unless you hav eone
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#10
would it be a better idea to capitalize on that?
like, make it look bigger?
lol, just an idea
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#11
i know what you mean its people with a 2 incher that think its a boner
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#12
anyone seen the first curb your enthusiasm episode? episode 1 season 1. Genius.
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#13
Ah man i HATE that too!! Then you try and push it down... but to no avail - infact this makes people think you have a boner and you are fondeling it

Theres one thing worse than jean boners - real boners.

I mean in bad situations! EG getting up the wright on the board at class, or in PE.

Sucks
#14
I used to get those when I was like... 6.

Maybe your pants just fit weird?
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#15
i dont really get those anymore, wear slightly tighter pants, or just wear them alot so the fabric becomes looser and what not
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#16
I pull my pants down like a little bit to flatten it out...
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#17
The best solution of course it to cut it off...
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#18
Yerr, 'tis quite irritating, especially since it makes you like you've got a "one-inch warrior".

Although getting a REAL boner is worse, especially if you're wearing tight pants, or in an awkward situation... they're almost IMPOSSIBLE to conceal sometimes, and if you're in a class, it always seems to happen just before you're invited to stand up and read or write on the board or w/e...

and ofcourse, there's the fact that you can't beat one out, and have to wait to get home
#21
whenever my firends used to see them they'd shout "Foner!" really loud, as in fake-boner = foner, yeah it was a good time
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