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#1
if you had to spend the rest of your life in a jail cell, what 5 things would you pick to have in their with you. no you cant have a person as a thing haha.

mine would be

1.my fender strat
2. a peavey classic 30
3. my laptop (for music)
4. plug in for laptop
5. a sharpie to draw on the walls haha

thats really weird to think about

also, pick ONE meal that you would have to have for the rest of your life
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks
Last edited by rnrsoldier1461 at Mar 4, 2007,
#3
1. paper
2. pencils
3. Alexi Laiho
4. Emilie Autumn
5. my violin
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#4
1. Dean Razorback with Randall X2 Warhead
2. Hot smart chick with condoms
3. Lots of food
4. Tazer to taze bubba who would prob try to rape me
5. "Get out of jail free"-card
#5
1. A pickax
2. A bucket
3. A gun
4. $5000 cash
5. fake id's


I'm not staying long.
30w crate
Epi sg
Fretless yamaha pacifica

Being poor rules.
#6
1. A laptop (hopefully this is a cell with wi-fi)
2. An i-pod.
3. My entire book collection.
4. A weight set (Yes, I would work out alot)
5. And I like the sharpie idea.
Poor advice.
#7
1.books
2.my guitar
3.an amp
4.an ipod with every single song in it and everytime a new song came out it would be automatically installed in it....
5.food
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What a talented person.
#8
1. ESP guitar with a mini 15 watt practice amp (and spare strings etc..)
2. My sunglasses
3. A key
4. Monopoly
5. A Rubix cube
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#9
1. My baritone.
2. Lot's of blank music sheets.
3. My guitar.
4. My piano.
5. My i-Pod.
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Last edited by walkinbazooka at Mar 4, 2007,
#10
1: An elephant
2: Acoustic guitar / bass (a double neck preferably)
3: a swiss army knife
4: a rocking chair
5. a trampoline
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Gear:
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Peavy TNT 115 Mid 80's model USA
Russian Big Muff
Ibanez 5 string
#11
1. comfortable king size bed
2. luxury toilet that cleans my ass by itself
3. lifetime supply of rhubarb pie
4. small spoon to eat it with
5. a classical guitar
#12
Quote by rockstar mace
1.books
2.my guitar
3.an amp
4.an ipod with every single song in it and everytime a new song came out it would be automatically installed in it....
5.food


wow thats quite an ipod
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks
#13
Guitar
Amp
Crazy-good computer with ultra-high speed internet
Drum set
spare strings
#14
Quote by any14doomsday
1: An elephant
2: Acoustic guitar / bass (a double neck preferably)
3: a swiss army knife
4: a rocking chair
5. a trampoline


Best list so far.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#15
1. An Ibanez fixed-bridge RG.
2. an amp
3. a gun
4. an unlimited supply of T-bone steaks
5. a giant monster to protect me from gay rapists.
#16
1. An Electric Guitar, probably an SG
2. laptop, with wifi internet
3. Sky+ TV w/ every channel ever
4. MultiGym thing
5. An unlimited supply of drugs

I would end up a monstrously strong Guitar GOD and Anime geek, with leadership over my whole cell block(the drugs!)

And my meal? Ah, maybe Spaghetti Bolognese.

EDIT: possibly swap the MultiGym for a bumguard
#17
1. Taylor Acoustic
2. A really really really big tab book
3. Recliner
4. A really nice suit
5. A fat sack with unlimited orange zig zags

as for the meal. hot dogs with pork and beans and potato chips
"I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's...his hair was perfect."
#18
something to cut steel bars
a kevlar suit
an assault riffle with tons of ammo
a jetpack
a check for 100 million dollars
Read my post. Not this.
#19
Some kind of really high powered reliable automatic rifle.
One of those Microtech Halo's.
A small, compact pistol.
Ammunition.
A lightsaber.

I'm breaking out.
Gear...
Peavey 5150, Squier, Ibanez RG2EX2, Yamaha F150, Ibanez RT150, MXR noisegate
#21
The United Kingdom.
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#22
1. Pneumatic drill
2. Soundproofing material
3. gun
4. fake ID
5. mini-moto
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#23
1. An m1a1 abrahams tank, like a jail can hold me, pfft...
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#24
1: A keyboard with all the diiferent noises
2: A martin acoustic-electric
3: A laptop with a built in microphone for recording, high speed internet access, Itunes, and a plug-in.
4: A Sharpie
5: A Roland Micro Cube
I'm a person.
#26
1.My Jackson
2.My Peavey
3.My gf (I don't care if we can't bring people, she's coming.)
4.Sledge hammer
5.Marijuana?
#28
Knife
Pistol with Silencer
Plastic Explosive
Night Vision Goggles
Fiber Optic Camera

I'd go Splinter Cell on thier asses.
Last edited by Draken at Mar 4, 2007,
#29
Quote by Bullet-Rule
1. Cell door keys...

Sorted

and then get powned by the prisonguards? lol
Last edited by Time Bomb at Mar 4, 2007,
#30
1. Rope
2. Money
3. Nails
4. Chair
5. Or if any of the above wouldnt work, I'd take with me a sharp knife..
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#31
1. Fender MIA strat with a vintage Fender Bassman
2. TV with PS2 complete with any game i could ever want
3. Laptop
4. Harmonica
5. a nice king size bed with loads of blankets sheets and pillows

and Taco Bell inside
Ibanez AFS75/Fender Strat Plus > Fulltone Deja' Vibe > Keeley TS808 MOD+ > Fulltone OCD > VanAmps SoleMate > Metro JTM45
#32
Quote by Time Bomb
and then get owned by the prisonguards? lol

NEVER!


I'd take a water pistol
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#34
1. A stool.
2. Some rope.
3. Pen to write suicide note.
4. Paper to write suicide note on.
5. A Nestle Crunch bar.
Poor advice.
#35
Jessica Alba with her tubes tied.
Pool Table with balls and sticks
Any computer that is music downloading capable
Cooler with unlimited beers
Hot Dog Cooker with unlimited Hot Dogs

I'd be set for life.
Life is underrated.


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#36
1.My guitar with super non rust building, god like, never breakin strings.
2. Laptop with that guitar plug in with like a million sounds for it.
3. girlfriend
4.Tums
5. A wendy's fast food place build in to my cell.
#37
An acoustic guitar
a computer with internet
A TV
guitar hero II
A lot of beer
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#38
1.table

i would bang my head on the table until it was sore.id use the saw to cut the table in half. two halves make a whole. i would crawl out of the hole.id then shout until my voice was horse. id get on the horse and make a swift escape

sorry ive always wanted an excuse to say this
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#39
erm.

George Bush
Tony Blair
Osama Bin Laden
12 inch dildo
Video Camera.
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#40
Quote by rockstar mace
1.books
2.my guitar
3.an amp
4.an ipod with every single song in it and everytime a new song came out it would be automatically installed in it....
5.food

Too bad you can't charge said Ipod, because they have to be plugged in to a computer .

1. Steinway grand piano
2. Roland Cube 60
3. acoustic bass
4. electric guitar
5. Cable TV, with ALL the channels.
Dickless.
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