#1
so last night i took off my shirt before going to bed and placed it next to my pillow. i said good night to greg and went to sleep.

AND THEN ZOMG

not only did i wake up with my shirt on again but....


IT WAS INSIDE-OUT

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you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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#3
I put my trousers on in my sleep all the time. It's useful.
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#4
greg molested you and forgot whether or not he took your shirt off?
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#6
face it, Greg raped you.
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#8
sleep walking/putting on a shirt inside out syndrome?
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#10
greg molested you, as said before. then i felt sorry for you, and put your clothes on

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#12
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No...It was OLD GREGG !!!!!

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#13
definately greg...


who is greg???
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#14
A wizard did it.
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#15
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greg molested you, as said before. then i felt sorry for you, and put your clothes on

How do you know it wasnt Pedro, or Skippy?
They could have framed Greg.
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#17
1. are you peter??
2. the same stuff happened with your sisters' Marsha and Jan.
3. watch out for bobby, because he has a weird smirk all the time.


all in all, the brady bunch house is a breathing ses-pool. You should expect to be raped.
#19
wow.... i thought ghost were to scare you or even possibly posses you. but i guess now days they are raping people and putting there clothes back on. bastards.
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#21
PROGRESS!!!!!

i found greg prancing around the house SINGING VARIOUS WESTLIFE HITS!! i assume he's planning something...something big...
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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#22
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wow.... i thought ghost were to scare you or even possibly posses you. but i guess now days they are raping people and putting there clothes back on. bastards.



hahaha, yeah and they smell too.
#25
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Are you sure it was Greg?

Come on? Greg is such a great guy - he would never do anything like that.


You can never tell with these people though... I'm pretty sure my cat was trying to tell me (in sign language) that Greg fingered him in the ass the other day...

Poor kitty was in shock
#26
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You can never tell with these people though... I'm pretty sure my cat was trying to tell me (in sign language) that Greg fingered him in the ass the other day...

Poor kitty was in shock

ya greg has been acting weird lately hasn't he...
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#27
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You can never tell with these people though... I'm pretty sure my cat was trying to tell me (in sign language) that Greg fingered him in the ass the other day...

Poor kitty was in shock

I am outraged that you would even suggest such a thing!
Greg is the most honorable person i've ever meet - don't you be talking trash behind his back!
#30
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but it's all in the name... it's not Greg, it's G.R.E.G.:

Greg Rapes Endangered.... Ganimals?


AH, it all makes sense now...

My cat IS endagered, it has some evil sort of 'cat herpes'

AND it has a 'sign language lisp' in that it starts most words with a G...


DAMN YOU GREG YOU GCAT RAPNG GBAST*RD!
#32
Is Greg a metaphor for something?
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#33
I'M OLLLLLD GREEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG


Apparently someone shouted that at reading in the middle of the night. Mad Marius, google it. It's something from the mighty boosh.
#36
you'd better make a tin foil pyramid helmet to help protect you from greg's evil...cock rays! ZOMG COCK RAYS!
I will fuc
#37
Greg? Ha. Greg is my bitch.

It WAS the aliens.
ANDRE THE GIANT HAS A POSSE

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#38
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Greg? Ha. Greg is my bitch.

It WAS the aliens.

FOOL! Greg IS the aliens! ZOMG!
I will fuc