#1
well?
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#3
Whats the capital of thailand?
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#4
Stop making threads.
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#5
Probebly something that you wouldn't understand.

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#6
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Whats the capital of thailand?


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#7
A pedophile and a small boy are walking through the woods at night. The small boy says, "Mister, I'm scared." The pedophile replies, "You're scared? I have to walk home alone after this!"

Poor advice.
#8
A man is on taking a walk and goes into a park and sits down next to a nun.

After a short silence the mans turns to the nun and says, "Hey I know this is akward but, I've ALWAYS wanted to kiss a nun and so...Can I kiss you?"

The nun looks at him and says, "You can under one condition. That you are a devote catholic and that you say one Hail Mary every night and every morning."

The man then goes on to tell her about how devote a catholic man he is. The nun then agrees and the man they kiss a good long one.

After a minute the man bursts out laughing...And of course the nun asks, "What?"

The Man Replies, "Haha, I have to say, I'm not a Catholic, never been to church, and don't know any prayers or anything..."

The nun replies, " Haha, you think thats funny, I'm Bruce and I'm going to a costume party."

Pwnd
#10
^^ that's great. @ Jonjy2

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#11
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm not a black guy!
Poor advice.
#14
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What do you call a Pakistani who's been everywhere and seen everything?

Ben Dare Dun Dat.


I thought you'd like that, giving the FUBAR reference in your headline.

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Poor advice.
#17
2 muffins are sitting in the oven

the first muffin says "man its hot in here"

the other one says "ahhhh a talking muffin"
ONE BADASS SIGNATURE