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Whats the capital of thailand?
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If the teletubby has a vagina, I'll stick my dick in there.
Stop making threads.


Has a Surf Music band
Probebly something that you wouldn't understand.

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Whats the capital of thailand?


A pedophile and a small boy are walking through the woods at night. The small boy says, "Mister, I'm scared." The pedophile replies, "You're scared? I have to walk home alone after this!"

Poor advice.
A man is on taking a walk and goes into a park and sits down next to a nun.

After a short silence the mans turns to the nun and says, "Hey I know this is akward but, I've ALWAYS wanted to kiss a nun and so...Can I kiss you?"

The nun looks at him and says, "You can under one condition. That you are a devote catholic and that you say one Hail Mary every night and every morning."

The man then goes on to tell her about how devote a catholic man he is. The nun then agrees and the man they kiss a good long one.

After a minute the man bursts out laughing...And of course the nun asks, "What?"

The Man Replies, "Haha, I have to say, I'm not a Catholic, never been to church, and don't know any prayers or anything..."

The nun replies, " Haha, you think thats funny, I'm Bruce and I'm going to a costume party."

^^ that's great. @ Jonjy2

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Be sure to rape the blue note (augmented 4th). Rape it hard and exploit it like the skank it is.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm not a black guy!
Poor advice.
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What do you call a Pakistani who's been everywhere and seen everything?

Ben Dare Dun Dat.

I thought you'd like that, giving the FUBAR reference in your headline.

"If I had five words to say before I expired, I doubt it would be Tron funkin' blows."
Poor advice.
2 muffins are sitting in the oven

the first muffin says "man its hot in here"

the other one says "ahhhh a talking muffin"