#1
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

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And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
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woah, Im lucky i live in canada that 535 members of congress makes me nervous
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I voted for Churchill and killed Beethoven, I feel somewhat refreshed.

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Question 1:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad check
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...



how many of them were actually convicted? being accused/arrested doesnt mean guilty...
#13
i elected churchill, because a = bad c= too good to be true and b was just seemed like a regular guy
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#15
I chose Churchill but I killed Beethoven
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#16
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I said no to abortion, I don't care what the circumstances are-I don't believe in it.
But...at the same time I elected Adolph hitler..


coincidence?
i think not


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woah, Im lucky i live in canada that 535 members of congress makes me nervous


they make us all nervous...
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#20
iver herd this already, just becasue hitler had wrong morals doesnt make him a bad leader
#23
The first one kinda depends actually for me... My baby then I would have kept it, not mine then I don't care what she does but most likely would have said have an abortion. I voted for Churchill only because no one is perfect so I knew there had to be something up with #3, although I figured it was more like serial killer where no one ever found out about it. First one was kinda cool did not know that.
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Quote by figsandbobo

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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i found this on myspace, perhaps the first sign of intelligence ive found on that website



are they referring to the newly elected mostly democratic congress, or the former republican congress?

hmm......

if someone could show some proof to that, then id like it.
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#26
Yeah, except most of us pick a candidate based on what they believe in. Quart of whiskey or war medals? Who gives a crap. Now are they a dove or a hawk? Pro-life or pro-choice? Those are the issues what matter. Dunno what you're trying to say about abortion. Theres a lot of tests out there to check and see whether they will have major health conditions.

ChopsWithSticks made a good point about the Congressmen (and women). Here in America, not sure how it is down in Dubbya territory, accused means very little.
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Quote by Herr Jones
Yeah, except most of us pick a candidate based on what they believe in. Quart of whiskey or war medals? Who gives a crap. Now are they a dove or a hawk? Pro-life or pro-choice? Those are the issues what matter. Dunno what you're trying to say about abortion. Theres a lot of tests out there to check and see whether they will have major health conditions.

ChopsWithSticks made a good point about the Congressmen (and women). Here in America, not sure how it is down in Dubbya territory, accused means very little.


consider the fact that beethoven was born before there was technology to check whether they will have major health conditions

oh, and down here in dubya territory, we would choke you to death for questioning us
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#28
[quote="'[the"]whorocks']are they referring to the newly elected mostly democratic congress, or the former republican congress?

hmm......

if someone could show some proof to that, then id like it.

According to Snopes, this was first written in 1999.
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I voted for Churchill and killed Beethoven, I feel somewhat refreshed.



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