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Now, some of you may be familiar with the crotch vent in certai Japanese vehicles. For those of you not familiar this is a vent which blows cool air out from under the dash of the car into your crotch, possibly to cool the balls or to blow up the skirt of an unsuspecting female driver.

Manufacturer Pagani, maker of high end sporting vehicles has gone one step farther.

They have installed, what appears to be the most amazing thing ever installed in a car.

They have made every man's dream of sex while driving come true.

That's right in the Zonda, Pagani has installed what appears to be a "happy ending device."



yes, that's right. That little metal thing between the legs is what appears to me to be some sort of "happy ending device-o-matic."

It may also double as a ball washer for those of you who get dirty balls whilst driving expensive cars.

Discuss.
Last edited by Keef-is-king at Mar 4, 2007,
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#11
You would use it in the garage? It's meant to be used on the road, thats why its in the car
#12
I've always wanted to have sex with a car...
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#14
ummm...that looks like it could be the attachment point for a 5-point harness or something...is there an article that says its a sex thing?
#16
That steering wheel looks a little more...ass friendly....
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/\ awkward, or sexy... I'll leave it at that...
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