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#1
yeah, i think my testicles are broken.
over a month ago i was kicked in the groin EXTREMEMLY badly. it was directly at the head, and shoved the shaft back through my body. i felt my pelvic bone get slightly kicked. my scrotum emcompassed the toe of the shoe. after 10-15 seconds, he let go, and gave the "release kick" and gave an extra boost of pain to my entire reproductive organ.
about 2 days later the pain subsided. subsided as in no pain at all. BUT semen count was horrible. i got nothin. i gave it over a week and tried again. i got back to normal, but lasted a mere 60 seconds!!!! thats just not right.
its been so long, that i have no idea what to do. i could see a doctor, but im 14. how do i explain it to my parents?

please help me with this!
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#4
How did you obtain a sperm count without goin to doctor?

Tell them that... you slipped in the school bleacher and hit your nutsack on someone's knee. That might work.
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wow.
that sucks
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#6
I think you're ****ed. Sue the douche that kicked you.

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#7
it was my brother...

nothin says brotherly love live a life-ruining kick to the groin, eh?
#9
who kicks a guy in his twig an berries? seriously? he fights like a girl! uhh.... just be like "hey ma, some a hole kicked me in the balls, and when i wack it i bleed... doctor... now"
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But seriously..that sucks. For that you should neuter your brother in his sleep. Or you can hire a crazy ***** to do it
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#11
you might be ok cause a long time ago when the galaxy was still young, i was playing with my beloved pet dog and i put the squeky toy near my groin and he meant to bite the toy, and he did...but he also bite my ballZ!!!!!! and i was wearing boxers too so he ripped the skin and blood was everywhere and i was screaming "OH NOES!!!" but it stopped and i had a wank and now everything's cool even my dog!

#12
its been well over a month now. i dont know whats gonna happen. i researched it, and it said see a doctor within SIX HOURS.
oh, and the parents know about the kick. boy, did he get it.
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you might be ok cause a long time ago when the galaxy was still young, i was playing with my beloved pet dog and i put the squeky toy near my groin and he meant to bite the toy, and he did...but he also bite my ballZ!!!!!! and i was wearing boxers too so he ripped the skin and blood was everywhere and i was screaming "OH NOES!!!" but it stopped and i had a wank and now everything's cool even my dog!


Is this what the dog told you, or are just assuming the dog's cool with it now? Cmon doc i expect something good out of you
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isnt that like me saying, did my boobs break? how can your balls break? really...

You can actually go sterile from an extreme force hitting your testicles. You'll still ejaculate there just wont be any little jr's swimmin around in it.
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isnt that like me saying, did my boobs break? how can your balls break? really...

The sperm cells die. Like how women can go sterile if kicked in the crotch hard enough.

EDIT: beaten to it.
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isnt that like me saying, did my boobs break? how can your balls break? really...
considering balls are organs and boobs are like muscles with lumps of fat, i think your balls can be hurt much worse
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#20
Right, hear, hear.

I lost a good nice essay of a reply. bloody strella. anyways -

You can't break em - You can crush em, but the force of a kick isn't gonna do jacksh|t to em. Even scalpels have a hard time cutting em. Testicles are HARD. anyways,


TS - answer me.

Does your semen differ in colour? If yes, how?
Does it hurt when you masturbate? If yes, when?
Does it hurt when you pee? ( LOL OMG Frank Zappa!)
Are there any pains in your groin? Anything at all?
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lol @ frank zappa

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#22
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The sperm cells die. Like how women can go sterile if kicked in the crotch hard enough.

EDIT: beaten to it.



Correction. A woman can't go sterile from being kicked in the crotch. A complication of that kick , e.g. a hematoma, *might* cause blocked tubes or an infarcted ovary, but a direct kick, not unless it was from Robocop.

A woman's ovaries are located about 3.5 inches below the belly button, and 3 inches to the sides.
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why the f*ck did this guy kick you in the nuts any way?!


A man kicking another man in the balls is NOT manly.
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#24
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TS - answer me.

Does your semen differ in colour? If yes, how?
Does it hurt when you masturbate? If yes, when?
Does it hurt when you pee? ( LOL OMG Frank Zappa!)
Are there any pains in your groin? Anything at all?


i got it checked out, a possible hematoma. or at least i thgink thats what it was called... it was urine tested, we'll see the results in a few days. i'ma also gettin a sonofram, just in case.

but to answer thequestions...
sperm, for a while, was an odd tinge. but that went away a while ago.
heheh no way man. no pains.
no pain peeing, either.
pain in the groin was bad. including the lower abdominal area.
#26
Wow, your brother seems like a massive asshole. If I were you I would have gotten up and kicked the shit out of him.
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#27
pics?


seriously, my nads started to hurt just reading this
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#28
Your balls didn't break... Trust me. My friend's dad's balls once swelled and he was screaming and shaking in pain. And they only swelled. If you broke your testes you'd be dead.
My guess is that maybe your vas deferens or some other tube in there may have been damaged or whatever... Just tell you parents that some kid kicked you in the balls (mention his name, address, phone number, and time when his parents are home, and all that good stuff) and tell them that you think something is seriously wrong. Don't tell them you beat your meat and got unsatisfactory results.
#29
not long ago i got hit in the balls at soccer w/ the ball not even that hard, and for about a week or maybe a little longer my right ball would randomly get sore, it just wears off. actually idk if mine was normal either but o well
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#30
Was it necessary to explain the exact way your testicles moved, in excruciating detail? Jesus....

Well, go to a doctor, but tell him not to tell anyone.
#31
Checked by whom , TS ? a physician? I'll presume so. A 'SONOGRAM' , you mean? heh. sonofram sounds, well, like some fancy aphrodisiac.

Anyways, semen was an odd tinge huh? reaally realllly realllly reallllllly pale pink/brown?
If that was it, yeah, definitely internal bleeding, thank God it didn't lead to anything else. Well, if there is a hematoma, depending on the size and whatever your physician thinks, you *might* have to undergo a bit of surgery. Don't worry, it'l be painless

RPGoof - you described a twisted testicle. Don't ask. Very painful , WORSE. *shudder* .

Natel0083 - Maybe you haven't heard of patient confidentiality? It's practiced the world over. We doctors don't tell anyone , except our fellow doctors sometimes, and even that's done with perfect professionalism - no names , etc etc - just usually for help on the case, an opinion, etc, get my drift?

Chill, norrisfan, you'll be ok.
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Correction. A woman can't go sterile from being kicked in the crotch. A complication of that kick , e.g. a hematoma, *might* cause blocked tubes or an infarcted ovary, but a direct kick, not unless it was from Robocop.

A woman's ovaries are located about 3.5 inches below the belly button, and 3 inches to the sides.

Really? I was told by a chick I know that that's the reason for women's cups.
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Checked by whom , TS ? a physician? I'll presume so. A 'SONOGRAM' , you mean? heh. sonofram sounds, well, like some fancy aphrodisiac.

Anyways, semen was an odd tinge huh? reaally realllly realllly reallllllly pale pink/brown?
If that was it, yeah, definitely internal bleeding, thank God it didn't lead to anything else. Well, if there is a hematoma, depending on the size and whatever your physician thinks, you *might* have to undergo a bit of surgery. Don't worry, it'l be painless

RPGoof - you described a twisted testicle. Don't ask. Very painful , WORSE. *shudder* .
Natel0083 - Maybe you haven't heard of patient confidentiality? It's practiced the world over. We doctors don't tell anyone , except our fellow doctors sometimes, and even that's done with perfect professionalism - no names , etc etc - just usually for help on the case, an opinion, etc, get my drift?

Chill, norrisfan, you'll be ok.


i think that may have happened to me and may still be that way, one of my balls will just randomly hurt, but its kind of the "cords" if you will, connecting to it also, would that be it?
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#36
why does it hurt, when i pee
why does it hurt, when i pee
i dont want no doctor, to stick no needle in me
why does it hurt when i pee

i got it from the toilet seat
i got it from the toilet seat
it jumped right up, and grabbed my wee
got it from the toilet seat

damnit, already said

taht sucks dude, seriously. go see a doctor.
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#37
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Really? I was told by a chick I know that that's the reason for women's cups.



its true, but refer to my post, lets say, said woman ws playing, umm, i dunno, field hockey, and gets hit with a goal attempt in the crotchal area ( LOL, thats still funny) , and she gets internal bleeding, that could lead to a lot of complications, sterility due to such complications being one of the smallest concerns.


bleeding-->hematoma-->pressure on sth--> rupture of hematoma--> oh fukk.

hematoma - a cavity filled with a pool of blood in the tissue. a rudimentary definition, but it serves its purpose. Imagine a small pouch of blood. Said pouch SHOULDN't be there. well, yeah,thats it. Sorry if the definition isn't great, it's 540 am, i woke up to get a bit. i gotta get back to sleep. Bloody bedbugs.

see ya all around soon.
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Correction. A woman can't go sterile from being kicked in the crotch. A complication of that kick , e.g. a hematoma, *might* cause blocked tubes or an infarcted ovary, but a direct kick, not unless it was from Robocop.


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i think that may have happened to me and may still be that way, one of my balls will just randomly hurt, but its kind of the "cords" if you will, connecting to it also, would that be it?

No clue.
From what I was told, his testes got all swollen and it felt like someone was squeezing your balls real hard... I guess the tubes got all screwed up too. But he's alright now, I don't think it should last that long.
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