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Superman or Jesus?
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#2
jesus cause he really existed

But if superman was real it would be him cause i dont believe in jesus the savoir only jesus the man
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superman, he is more real than jesus ever was. its not like jesus had a BIG book written about him and his closest friends.....
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superman, he is more real than jesus ever was. its not like jesus had a BIG book written about him and his closest friends.....

its not like superman had like 6 movies, a tv show and a long runnning comic book about him
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#11
Jesus cause he'd just say "let there be kryptonite"....wait thats god....but than jesus IS god...hrhr
#12
the south park jesus is pretty cool, i'd root for him, im not a fan of superman
#13
googlefight says jesus, but i reckon superman would be in with a good chance. let's go catch them both and see
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Lolz.


its been proven that around 2000 years or so ago there was a census taken by the roman empire and there was a person named jesus. not that he was god or anything
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Lolz.


Let people believe what they want, ok?

Jesus would win. He's got his dad on his side, too.
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#17
deffo superman, our lord and saviour. He would just blow him away or cut himin half with those lazer eyes.
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Superman. Mainly because Jesus does not have powers. Thats his dad who has all the powers. I mean he couldn't even fend for himself when he was captured to be crucified so he hasn't got a change against Superman...
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Naruto wins em all.
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Naruto wins em all.

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Jesus.

Because Jesus=j00.
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Jesus, no doubt. But why would Jesus want to fight Superman?
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JESUS would get punched in the face yell daddy then he will smite super man by kicking him in the nuts *KAPOWWW* then he will eat him and yell take that u dum comic book character and there will a movie about made by ME
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Wonderwoman. or hawk girl.,, or the human lust.. or better yet... Angelina jolie would win..
remember that episode from american dad. when she is god..


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#33
Chuck Norris would beat them both.
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I swear this has been made before...

Anyway, I reckon Jesus as essentially it's Superman Vs. God
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theguitarist obviously

Why?

Because Jesus is so wussy he got pwned by simple romans. He let them pwn him, that's how wussy he is.

You can defeat superman with kryptonite, which you can find everywhere it seems
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#38
jesus don't fight does he? He'd just lay down an get battered, superman would destroy him.
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#39
Jesus cos no matter how may times superman killed him a would just keep coming back stronger and stronger. and he could tell a demon to posses superman.
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#40
Well seeing as the bible hasn't stated that the Romans had to use Kryptonite to kill Jesus in the first place, I'll go with they didn't need it, and just grabbed him or something. That fails!

Superman wins.
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