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Well, on Saturday night I had a chinese takeaway, with chips and all that. I found the bag on my bass case just now, and I feel like some chips, because as we all know, they taste so good. I just tried eating one and it was kinda stiff and freezing cold, obviously. Now, I'm wondering if it would be safe to microwave something from said Saturday night. I know it wouldn't be safe with meat, but with strips of potato, I'm not sure.

I don't want to kill myself or anything, so any help would be appreciated.
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#3
With potatoes you will be fine.

But everyone knows you cant reheat chips, they still taste bad, once they go cold there horrible
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#4
Erm, HELLO.


Get back to the kitchen and consult your cookery book, seriously.


Bloody women.


And Fronk is right, reheated chips don't taste nice either way.
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#5
Quote by JamieB
Erm, HELLO.


Get back to the kitchen and consult your cookery book, seriously.


Bloody women.

It wasn't in there. And since my right eye is still so swollen from the last time you beat me, it's difficult to read anything.

I'm gonna try and microwave them, I'll post back with if they taste good or not.
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#6
Just eat them as they are. Saves time and effort.
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#7
I probably wouldn't if I were you.
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It wasn't in there. And since my right eye is still so swollen from the last time you beat me, it's difficult to read anything.

I'm gonna try and microwave them, I'll post back with if they taste good or not.






They'll probably be okay non-death wise, but they'll taste awful.
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#10
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They'll probably be okay non-death wise, but they'll taste awful.


Even still...be prepared for a pretty sore tummy.
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#11
I tried, tasted rank

So I'm eating stale prawn crackers instead.
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#12
I thought you were going to stick your head in the microwave when I read the thread title.
I don't know whether to be disappointed at the relative lack of excitement in the thread, or pleased that you're not going to kill yourself.
I think I'll go 50/50 on that one

But yeah, reheated chips suck.
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#13
You're asking UG?

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#14
make new chips!!

duh!

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You gonna die...

Lawlz, true
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#16
Hang on...since when did you have chips with a chinese?
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Even still...be prepared for a pretty sore tummy.



I doubt it


And yeah, GreenDayChris, I thought she'd found some giant microwave and was going to go walk in it or something


Oh and, I have chips with Chinese.
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since when does chinese restaraunts serve chips?

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#21
Fries with Chinese, what is this world coming to

And they're not even BELGIAN fries! Everyone knows that non-Belgian fries are unkvlt!
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Hey dinky did you microwave at full effect? Because microwaving at full effect isn't good for anyhing
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#25
Aww, I was hoping this thread was asking how long it would be safe to microwave YOURSELF.
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#26
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since when does chinese restaraunts serve chips?

There's a place five minutes away from my house that serves chips and very good egg-fried rice.

/tasty
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There's a place five minutes away from my house that serves chips and very good egg-fried rice.

/tasty


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#28
Chips and Chinese has always seemed wrong to me. Egg Fried Rice + Sweet and Sour sauce =
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#29
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Well, on Saturday night I had a chinese takeaway, with chips and all that. I found the bag on my bass case just now, and I feel like some chips, because as we all know, they taste so good. I just tried eating one and it was kinda stiff and freezing cold, obviously. Now, I'm wondering if it would be safe to microwave something from said Saturday night. I know it wouldn't be safe with meat, but with strips of potato, I'm not sure.

I don't want to kill myself or anything, so any help would be appreciated.


You do realise that the title of this thread implies something completely different?

If you don't get it, it implies she wants to know how long it is safe for someone to be microwaved for.
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#30
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Erm, HELLO.


Get back to the kitchen and consult your cookery book, seriously.


Bloody women.


And Fronk is right, reheated chips don't taste nice either way.



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#31
Its the heat which is sterilising, so get it hot enough and in theory anything should be fine.

Although that might involve nuking some types of meat to oblivion.
#32
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#33
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I wonder if she's dead yet.


Reading all of this has put me in the mood for Chinese.

Szechuan Chili Chicken anyone?
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Reading all of this has put me in the mood for Chinese.

Szechuan Chili Chicken anyone?


I raised the idea of chippy before, seen as though everybody is to lazy to cook in this house today, it was rejected
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#35
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I thought you were going to stick your head in the microwave when I read the thread title.
I don't know whether to be disappointed at the relative lack of excitement in the thread, or pleased that you're not going to kill yourself.
I think I'll go 50/50 on that one

But yeah, reheated chips suck.



Well at least I know I wasn't the only one... dissappointing eh?
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#36
Microchips?, theyre cooked, and then as if by magic, cooked again!, just dont re-re-re heat food, otherwise you'll be shitting like a badger
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#38
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I raised the idea of chippy before, seen as though everybody is to lazy to cook in this house today, it was rejected


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#39
Quote by Dinkydaisy
It wasn't in there. And since my right eye is still so swollen from the last time you beat me, it's difficult to read anything.

I'm gonna try and microwave them, I'll post back with if they taste good or not.



I see how it is Dinky.

You say the same thing to every man that comes your way!

FINE, I NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU ANYWAY!


lol, anyway, In America NO Chinese places sell chips, that's so odd. I mean, take out is nothing like real Chinese food, we all know that, but you can't get much more un-Chinese than potatoes!!!
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#40
Every Chinese place around here sells chips.

And they taste so good.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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