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k so i go to the bathroom, and take a dookie.. i realized we got a new mirror in the bathroom, so with my pants down, i decide to see if i can jump high enough to see my wiener in it,, so i jump and i hit my head on the lamp hanging over me and glass shattered everywhere plz help i need an excuse my parents are gonna be in in like 5 mins
#3
say you jumped and hit it. Say you thought you looked a little tubby in the mirror so were pissin about and did star jumps.
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#4
that was THE stupiest thing ive ever heard and ive heard some stupid stuff.


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#6
just say there was a giant spider on the soap when you went to wash up, you saw it, jumped hit the light and the spider just vanished ....
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#8
I've done the same thing, except I haven't broken a lamp in the process. Say something like there was a fly you were trying to swat, and you accidentally hit the lamp.
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Well, were you able to see it?
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#16
what ever happend to seeing if it can hold up a text book or something heavy, instead of trying to see how big it is in a mirror
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#18
I have a mirror wall, so I can see myself from loads of angles in the bathroom.
#19
at this thread
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k so i go to the bathroom, and take a dookie.. i realized we got a new mirror in the bathroom, so with my pants down, i decide to see if i can jump high enough to see my wiener in it,, so i jump and i hit my head on the lamp hanging over me and glass shattered everywhere plz help i need an excuse my parents are gonna be in in like 5 mins


All i can say is....


What's a dookie?
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I have a mirror wall, so I can see myself from loads of angles in the bathroom.


I have a mirror wall in my bedroom

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k so i go to the bathroom, and take a dookie.. i realized we got a new mirror in the bathroom, so with my pants down, i decide to see if i can jump high enough to see my wiener in it,


you realise the amateur acrobatics are completely pointless, if you really want to see your penis you can just look down. its a hell of a lot easier and it doesnt break lamps.