#1
is there an easier and more effect way to learn the notes on the guitar? if not then can you guys tell me your little ways of kinda cheating like, Instead of goin' from
EADGBE you can instead go E, F, F#, G, G#, A.

so please help because i have to learn this classical piece in two weeks and Reading notations is incredibly hard compared to tablature.
My Gear:
epiphone les paul cusom, Limited edition. evo dimarzio pick ups
Parker P-38
epiphone hummingbird
line 6 flextone
crate vtx 120

head full of ideas.
#2
What the hell are you talking about? Sight reading? Can you read music? It's definitely hard to learn to sight read in two weeks, especially on guitar since there are so many way's to play the same thing, unlike piano.
Yeah Dimebag is not the "Greatest Guitarist" of all time... Hendrix maybe... I must go get food to eat with my mouth

$250 for an amp? wow. is it worth it to invest that much in the amp?

#3
good luck at learning that in 2 weeks. best thing you can do is memorize it. i'd put it in in standard noation to powertab/guitar pro and then go from there to tablature (guitar pro even has a finger optomizer).
#4
It basically just takes a hell of a lot of mental repetition. Just keep identifying where the notes are over and over again ad nauseum.