Poll: Do you poo in public loos?
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View poll results: Do you poo in public loos?
Yes
49 34%
No
95 66%
Voters: 144.
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#1
in a public loo?

I personally find them disgusting and don't know how/why people cant wait til they get home. I just went to the toilet whilst at work and nearly passed out so thought I'd get some answers

I generally try and pee on the toilet seat to discourage and poo-doing in the loos.
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#3
Quote by Chex
I generally try and pee on the toilet seat to discourage and poo-doing in the loos.


One day, you'll find yourself so desperate that you'll poo in a seat covered with your own pee... take that, evil-doer!
#4
My bowels HATE me...so yeah

At college in particular, ive bin going whole hour and a half lessons needing a dump like you wouldnt believe, but not letting my friends know.

Then ive had to run off at break time, get in a cubicle and do the dirty deed - but REALLY its terrible, i know you want to hear this but i ruin the toilet for everyone else

Thats happened twice so far too it pisses me off so much
#5
I have a really hard time urinating in public, so yer. Pisses me off so much sometimes, it can literally ruin nights for me sometimes.
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#6
most public bathrooms are cleaned every day, so they are usually cleaner than your own toilet at home
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#7
Well yeah...that's what they're there for. I don't mind using them. I think there only been about one or two occasions where the bathroom was so horrible that i didn't use them.
#8
once you hit up a light pole on the side of the road cause you're in the middle of nowhere, public restrooms are glorious
#9
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#11
I can't stand it. My kidneys are probably ruined from me refusing to use public restrooms for any purpose.
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#12
i don't like it but every so often it's a choice of shitting ur pants or in a public loo
so i chose the lesser of two evils
#13
i cant even pee in one.. damn.. it just wont happen no matter how much i try..
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#14
Quote by xtopher_aaron
i cant even pee in one.. damn.. it just wont happen no matter how much i try..


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

Thats probably the cause, you can get around it, it just takes time.
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#15
Quote by dan3411
i don't like it but every so often it's a choice of shitting ur pants or in a public loo
so i chose the lesser of two evils



shitting your pants?
#17
you pee on the seat, just to **** up other peoples bowel movements? you swine.
lol, i used to pee on the soap in my local. the sink was right next to the urinal, and it only took maybe 2 beers before you could muster up enough force to reach it, without stepping away from the urinal.

the morning work poo is part of my daily routine. it gets me an extra 5 - 10 minutes away from the office per day, which is a plus.
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#18
they are cleaner in the morning than my toilet is probably ever i clean it rarely (most likely if i shit on the seat)
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#19
I try to avoid using public shitters.

However, it is impossible.

Also, since my dorm room shares a TINY bathroom thing with the room next door, I always use a public one in the basement. Cause I like my privacy.
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#20
Quote by fronkpies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

Thats probably the cause, you can get around it, it just takes time.


Hey Thanks!!

plus youre from Liverpool!!

Big Game tonight eh? im a Kopite too man.. not from Mersey sadly..
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#21
Quote by fronkpies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

Thats probably the cause, you can get around it, it just takes time.

I like this treatment method:

- reducing the level of privacy at which the condition triggers by indulging in graduated exposure therapy. This last can be achieved by sufferers working together at organised events known as workshops.

I have to admit, "graduated exposure therapy" and "workshop" are very nice terms for what is essentially a room full of people giving eachother golden showers.
#22
Quote by xtopher_aaron
Hey Thanks!!

plus youre from Liverpool!!

Big Game tonight eh? im a Kopite too man.. not from Mersey sadly..


Yer, im a red. From bootle/huyton
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#23
No. I'm a clean freak... I don't even use the toilet in my house after someone else has used it.
#25
when you need to go... you NEED to go. wherever possible. and if the closest toilet is a public toilet then thats what you use. you dont hear of people dying from diseases they got from taking a shit in a public toilet, so its fine. probably cleaner than the one in your house too.
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#28
I poo when I have to poo.
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#29
Nope and I never will. I would rather crap myself than do that. Oh yeah and if anyone from London is ever in the Camden toilets (near the tube station), dont use them. You don't wanna know what my friends have done in/on them.
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#31
Of course. It may be a bit disgusting sometimes but you're only in there for a couple minutes tops.
#32
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#33
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You don't wanna know what my friends have done in/on them.

what is so bad that you can do in/on a public toilet? shit, cum, wee, spit, butcher a pig? public toilets are cleaned regularly. the only place i dont poo is in clubs, id rather not sit in, stupid kids who cant handle their drinks, puke.
#34
Quote by deanodon
when you need to go... you NEED to go. wherever possible. and if the closest toilet is a public toilet then thats what you use. you dont hear of people dying from diseases they got from taking a shit in a public toilet, so its fine. probably cleaner than the one in your house too.


As far as I know, my family members don't smear faeces all over the toilet seat.

I'd say my toilet is cleaner thanks.
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#35
Quote by xtopher_aaron
Hey Thanks!!

plus youre from Liverpool!!

Big Game tonight eh? im a Kopite too man.. not from Mersey sadly..


I'm a liverpool fan, but please, take your unwanted chitchat out of my smelly thread.
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#36
when i was a kid we used to play a game at the scrubby bogs in my town where you wait till someone goes to take a shit and then run in and kick the door open to reveal them with the pants round there ankles and then leg it and see how many times you can go back and do it before they finish
it not like there going to chase you mid-shit

i bet if i did it now id get arrested for attempted rape or somethin
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#37
Quote by Chex

I generally try and pee on the toilet seat to discourage and poo-doing in the loos.


I hope you slip, fall, and get a mouthfull of shit.
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#38
No I dont poop in public places thats just nasty, other people pissing on the seat and the fact that someone elses skin-flaking ass was on there mushing out a big brown turd..I once saw a hair on a white toilet seat..I gagged and lost my appetite for lunch, I was gonna hit the foodcourt at the mall

its just nasty, man
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