#1
JomG! I dont know if any of this is true....but I copied and pasted it. lulz.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Ke nnedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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#5
I live at 1908 Lincoln Avenue in Monroe, Maryland, and I once jerked off to a picture of Marilyn Monroe on President Kennedy's birthday.


#6
That's not that weird.

I'm glad this wasnt another whiney death thread by some thirteen year old with no testicles!

Ok ill leave now
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#9
Not Fake. I saw this exact thing presented on Ripleys believe it or not! And the stuff on Ripleys believe it or not is true whether you believe it or not. LOL
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Not Fake. I saw this exact thing presented on Ripleys believe it or not! And the stuff on Ripleys believe it or not is true whether you believe it or not. LOL
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i've heard some of that before, dont know for sure if all of its true
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#12
Hmm. That's interesting.

My birthday is in May, which starts with 'M' just like Maryland. I bet if you worked hard enough you could make it looke like I was Abraham Lincoln.
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Quote by Powerhouse
I live at 1908 Lincoln Avenue in Monroe, Maryland, and I once jerked off to a picture of Marilyn Monroe on President Kennedy's birthday.




You made me laugh, and my teacher asked what I was looking at...
#17
I dont know, nor do I care...Im not American, I only pasted it from an e-mail I got at work.
#18
And if you add all the letters together and then divide them by 12 you get.... the number 23... coincidence?.. i think not

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if true, coincidence..
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#21
i've done research on this and most of them make sense, however afew dont correspond, such as the election dates, some are about by about 2 years... but still i think its a very good coincidence

plz dont think im a geek lol these things interest me
#22
Kennedy was elected in 1960. Wilkes Booth was born in 38.

The dates are altered to correspond, so it's all bollocks really. Except for that generally one of the two facts is correct.
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#23
Quote by Hakanku
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


i was expecting that to say:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was inside Marilyn Monroe.
#24
1) Coincidences

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#25
Quote by Hakanku

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.



Thats why they killed him man..

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And if you add all the letters together and then divide them by 12 you get.... the number 23... coincidence?.. i think not