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Ok so my mom just told me about and hour ago that my neighbir(who is a cop) cousght me somking weed. I dont know how he could though becuase it was pitch dark and windy as hell. Ok so apparently I nned to take a bunch of drug tests n shit. She also said that they will tear my room apart looking for shit. Can they do that? SHe said thy ahve a warrent but i dont know how. So Can i get in serious trouble just for smokeing pot. Ive only smoked 2 dimes in teh past week.
#2
Wow. Your typing skills are shit.
And yeah, you're boned...




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#3
If you've only been caught once I think you'll get a warning or something. Dont do it again or if you really really have to, try to be a bit more discrete about it.
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Quote by JoshRidesBikes
Ok so my mom just told me about and hour ago that my neighbir(who is a cop) cousght me somking weed. I dont know how he could though becuase it was pitch dark and windy as hell. Ok so apparently I nned to take a bunch of drug tests n shit. She also said that they will tear my room apart looking for shit. Can they do that? SHe said thy ahve a warrent but i dont know how. So Can i get in serious trouble just for smokeing pot. Ive only smoked 2 dimes in teh past week.



Yeah, you can get in trouble because, you know, it's a illegal.


And if they find enough you can be charged with possession of marijuana with intention to sell, which in some cases can be very, very, bad. But if this is your first time getting caught you'll get like a slap on the wrist.
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#6
If your stoned while typing this, then your screwed 8 ways to China in a henbasket when it comes to investigation time.
#7
yes you can get in some serious trouble, considering it's illegal.... if they get a warrant from a county court, meaning they have reasonable evidence to do a search, you have pretty much ever right to go adn search your room... as to how he found out, i'm not sure, but i'd say you're screwed.... maybe if you confessed you would get off with a slap on the wrist and some community service or rehab and no jail


p.s. if they search your computer, this thread won't help your cause
#8
When is your drug test? How much have you smoked? What is your body type? (THC can store in fat, I'm 90% sure that's what i've heard/read) Your mom can do whatever the hell she wants to your room from a legal standpoint dude, a cop couldn't though, unless the mom said otherwirse.
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Quote by JoshRidesBikes
Ok so my mom just told me about and hour ago that my neighbir(who is a cop) cousght me somking weed. I dont know how he could though becuase it was pitch dark and windy as hell. Ok so apparently I nned to take a bunch of drug tests n shit. She also said that they will tear my room apart looking for shit. Can they do that? SHe said thy ahve a warrent but i dont know how. So Can i get in serious trouble just for smokeing pot. Ive only smoked 2 dimes in teh past week.


if you're not an adult, and your mom okays it, yes they can.
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#10
Quote by JoshRidesBikes
I cant type fo shit because im high as ****.
Also, can they go through my computer?


Hahaha. Darwin Award's anybody?




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about the computer, they can but they can only use what they find that is related to what is written on the warrent. so if ur underage and have a crapload of porn on ur comp. dun wrry, ur safe if they find it but then they can get another warrent for the porn... so yeah ur screwed.
#13
don't drop the soap.


hah, but yeah, you're screwed. just come clean, it'll probably be easier.
#14
Yeah this is the first time being caught
Plus i just started smoking last week. So there isnt alot in me
Also, I cleaned my room and the only evidence is the bowl i smoked out of, but that will me thrown away before they search
And if it helps, i'm 16
#16
i have a next door neighbor who is a cop but hes cool with all that shit lol i stuck a bag full of shit and a black cat in this ladys mailbox and all he did was laugh
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Quote by JoshRidesBikes
Ok so my mom just told me about and hour ago that my neighbir(who is a cop) cousght me somking weed. I dont know how he could though becuase it was pitch dark and windy as hell. Ok so apparently I nned to take a bunch of drug tests n shit. She also said that they will tear my room apart looking for shit. Can they do that? SHe said thy ahve a warrent but i dont know how. So Can i get in serious trouble just for smokeing pot. Ive only smoked 2 dimes in teh past week.


1) your moms full of crap. Shes bluffy.
2) Cops dont really care if you're smoking weed in your own backyard.
3) No cops gonna go through all the paper work, get a warrant, just to bust the neighbour kid.
4) Tell your mom to get off your back and write it in her journal.
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
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#19
Quote by Bodom
1) your moms full of crap. Shes bluffy.
2) Cops dont really care if you're smoking weed in your own backyard.
3) No cops gonna go through all the paper work, get a warrant, just to bust the neighbour kid.
4) Tell your mom to get off your back and write it in her journal.


X2. This is such a stupid thread. It's exactly why 13 year olds shouldn't smoke pot. Moron.
#21
this thread is more of a how ****ed am I? sort of deal
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#22
Quote by apbumsta
about the computer, they can but they can only use what they find that is related to what is written on the warrent. so if ur underage and have a crapload of porn on ur comp. dun wrry, ur safe if they find it but then they can get another warrent for the porn... so yeah ur screwed.


Wha? Possesson of porn is illegal?
#23
"My neighbor's a cop. I think I'll go smoke some weed in my back yard."
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#24
dude, did the cop himself find catch you? like stop you when you were smoking, if he told your mom he saw you doing it your completely safe, i dont know what the **** the people on here are telling you but unless the cop has personally caught you and found marijuana paraphenlia on you your safe. he cant charge you on seeing you smoke but taking not immidiate action on you after he saw you.
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Quote by Bodom
1) your moms full of crap. Shes bluffy.
2) Cops dont really care if you're smoking weed in your own backyard.
3) No cops gonna go through all the paper work, get a warrant, just to bust the neighbour kid.
4) Tell your mom to get off your back and write it in her journal.

You obviously live in a big city. In my little hick town, the cops will arrest you for looking at them funny. Ive been charged for skateboarding on private property when I had permission, and Ive been yelled at when I was riding my dirtbike on my own property because they said I was too close to the road. My friends brother has been charged for smoking weed, and they raided their house, took their computer, searched everywhere, gave everyone a full body search, and they came in with like SWAT clothes on. I guess its because they are bored or something, because its rediculous, but my point is, that some cops arent cool, and theyll **** you over because they're bored.
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Quote by JoshRidesBikes
I cant type fo shit because im high as ****.
Also, can they go through my computer?

Yes, you've just been caught smoking, and they're going to tear your room apart searching for the pot, and what do you do? Smoke more pot.
You're a ****ing tool.
I'm back, you douchebags.
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Quote by natel0083
If your stoned while typing this, then your screwed 8 ways to China in a henbasket when it comes to investigation time.


what a metaphor!

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Wha? Possesson of porn is illegal?


If you're under 18, yes. And if it's illegally downloaded, even more! It's always worth the risk, though.

To threadstarter: I'd love to help but you know... it's the internet and it serves you right.
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#28
Quote by MuffinMan
"My neighbor's a cop. I think I'll go smoke some weed in my back yard."







that was so perfect.


I think she's bluffing, but thats just me.
I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive.


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#29
And this, kids, is why you don't do drugs.

You're a disgrace to humanity. As are many other UGers.
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Quote by Kensai
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If you're under 18, yes. And if it's illegally downloaded, even more! It's always worth the risk, though.


Just web browsing... Tht illegal?

And to threadstarter, if it's the first time u get caught in possession then u should only get a caution
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Quote by TCkarlos
Just web browsing... Tht illegal?

And to threadstarter, if it's the first time u get caught in possession then u should only get a caution


Yeah that's illegal too (I'm assuming it is because the porn sites always have an "are you 18?" disclaimer... I've heard
>.>

<.<

It's difficult to prove though unless they really, really try.
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#32
Quote by thetoastinator
You obviously live in a big city.


Nope, I live in a small town with about 16, 000 peeps. Yeah, some of the cops are assholes but for the most part they're cool in my town. Like a few weekends ago my friend and I were busted smoking a doobie outside the bar. We were in the parking lot and he thought we were breaking into the cars. He told us to hurry up and get back in the bar.

My old mans a cop as well and he says if he brings someone in for w/e and finds dope on them he'll just flush it and wont ding the guy for it unless hes been an asshole to him.
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Quote by Kensai
Yeah that's illegal too (I'm assuming it is because the porn sites always have an "are you 18?" disclaimer... I've heard
>.>

<.<

It's difficult to prove though unless they really, really try.


O well, wht can they do? Fine you? Seize the computer?
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Quote by thetoastinator
You obviously live in a big city. In my little hick town, the cops will arrest you for looking at them funny. Ive been charged for skateboarding on private property when I had permission, and Ive been yelled at when I was riding my dirtbike on my own property because they said I was too close to the road. My friends brother has been charged for smoking weed, and they raided their house, took their computer, searched everywhere, gave everyone a full body search, and they came in with like SWAT clothes on. I guess its because they are bored or something, because its rediculous, but my point is, that some cops arent cool, and theyll **** you over because they're bored.

In my small village town, the cops don't do ****.. Theres like 5 dealers around where I live and its like the cops are scared of them, they don't do anything, they drive around on halloween to try to look like they are doing their job
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#35
Quote by Bodom
1) your moms full of crap. Shes bluffy.
2) Cops dont really care if you're smoking weed in your own backyard.
3) No cops gonna go through all the paper work, get a warrant, just to bust the neighbour kid.
4) Tell your mom to get off your back and write it in her journal.



yea shes bluffing
no way a judge is gonna give out a search warrant for that.
(I know my law)
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Quote by TCkarlos
O well, wht can they do? Fine you? Seize the computer?


slap your wrist and tell you you're a naughty boy probably
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#38
Quote by Kensai
slap your wrist and tell you you're a naughty boy probably


Oh well good to know, Sorry for using your thread space Stoner Dude
#39
Smoke MORE weed. You know you want to.

You feel yourself getting smarter..... and smarter...... the buzz is starting to get weak.......... Crap youre sober!

But seriously dont be paranoid youre gonna die someday anyways
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All they gotta do is just test a sample of yeh hair man...All that stuff stores in it for a long time.
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