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#1
My English teacher is the best.

She rarely gives out homework.
We do mostly classwork (involving partners).
She doesn't like giving tests (therefore, we've only had 2 this year).
She has like, a very small temper, taken advantage with the following:
We have assigned seats but people usually move around after attendence is taken.
Yelling out the word penis/vagina/anything else bad.
Always talking while she is (she also sucks at quieting us down)
So basically, that class is free hour. Once we were throwing paper airplanes around like in the movies and she didn't really care until she really noticed it... I'm not sure if shes carefree or just ignorant. Yeah.. we usually make her mad and she has a lack of a temper, tells you guys how much we **** around.
#2
i had an English teacher like that last year plus she was hot. so mine wins
#3
Sounds like you should marry her.
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#4
My English teacher calls me a jackass
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#5
Sometimes my english teacher also swears randomly and doesn't notice it.
There is also this one kid that likes to always sit on the teacher's desk in the front instead of his assigned desk and always makes sexual innuendo about a certain 'rapist woman' from the story 'The landlady' we read sometime. If you take it like a pervert, it sounds like shes gonna rape this kid and the kid always likes to mention it randomly. And yeah, the teacher laughs at him. She's one of usss.

By the way.

Therapist was written on the board. He decided to draw a line between the E and R.
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#7
your mom owns my dick, nice pointless thread
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#8
Quote by RPGoof
My English teacher is the best.

She rarely gives out homework.
We do mostly classwork (involving partners).
She doesn't like giving tests (therefore, we've only had 2 this year).
She has like, a very small temper, taken advantage with the following:
We have assigned seats but people usually move around after attendence is taken.
Yelling out the word penis/vagina/anything else bad.
Always talking while she is (she also sucks at quieting us down)
So basically, that class is free hour. Once we were throwing paper airplanes around like in the movies and she didn't really care until she really noticed it... I'm not sure if shes carefree or just ignorant. Yeah.. we usually make her mad and she has a lack of a temper, tells you guys how much we **** around.



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#9
You have a pretty awesome English teacher. Too bad you suck at being a student.

I submit my Intro to Literature professor as most awesome English teacher. Every once in a while, class is canceled and we watch a movie instead. We spent two classes watching "O Brother Where Art Thou". We have a 10 word vocabulary quiz once a week. About 90% of class time is discussion, and we only have 2 papers all semester (required by law in FL). Best part: we're actually learning.

Oh yeah, and for the final we're watching another movie. Some students who have taken her other classes say it will be some movie with no educational value whatsoever (last year was Wayne's World).
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#10
My English teacher refers to me as a slacker but I still get an A in her class.
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#12
Good for you. In my English class we learn and I love it.
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#13
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Have fun passing the SATs and trying to find a college that will accept you.

Man, you have no idea. We do all literature stuff in there and barely any grammar, but I still have all A's... school comes easy to me, I'm not some slacker dumbass.
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Good for you. In my English class we learn and I love it.



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#16
My teacher lets us do pretty much all of our tests/quizzes/classwork in groups, as well as recorrecting essays. Plus we have spelling quizzes.

SPELLING.

In 11th grade. And like, the words are simple.

Our vocab words are insanely strange words that seem like they can be found in the game balderdash, plus we get our words by playing a jeopardy game every other week in which the winner gets 100 points to split amongst the group.

Whenever we read plays, we have to speak with strange voices (we just finished Macbeth...the witches had to talk in a high, whiny voice, Macbeth had to talk like a pirate, we had people rolling their r's and stressing their s's. I was Macduff, and when he finds King Duncan dead, I had to scream at the top of my lungs for three pages).

And to top it all off, he has some very strange phrases that he uses, such as "secure the hatch, there's a one legged rat outside" (as opposed to "close the door") or calling his podium his "mother" and calling a paper without a title a "drowned cat"

yeah. Strange guy, but it's awesome

EDIT: he also said I can bring in Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the class to watch, as well as Xanadu by Rush to listen to when we read the poem Kubla Khan.
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#19
my english teacher in the accelerated class sits at his "lecturn" and makes sarcastic comments at the students who act up in class... its pretty funny actually, and im pretty sure he literally knows every piece of information know to man
#20
my english teacher only gets mad if you fight
she let me play system of a down on her computer during a test
she swears everyday for no reason
we can leave almost any time we want
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#21
I had about three or four English teachers in high school and they were all shit. But the Geography teachers...wow. Often the lesson consisted of nothing more than humourous anecdotes of his escapades when he was younger. We got away with a lot of general chatting and misuse of our time. History was like that as well, an hour of talking, rarely about the subject at hand. I miss school.
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Quote by RPGoof
My English teacher is the best.

She rarely gives out homework.
We do mostly classwork (involving partners).
She doesn't like giving tests (therefore, we've only had 2 this year).
She has like, a very small temper, taken advantage with the following:
We have assigned seats but people usually move around after attendence is taken.
Yelling out the word penis/vagina/anything else bad.
Always talking while she is (she also sucks at quieting us down)
So basically, that class is free hour. Once we were throwing paper airplanes around like in the movies and she didn't really care until she really noticed it... I'm not sure if shes carefree or just ignorant. Yeah.. we usually make her mad and she has a lack of a temper, tells you guys how much we **** around.


Meh, the Spanish teacher at my school is all that plus:

We can curse around her. Yes, fuck too.
We can talk about ANYTHING.
She keeps secrets.
She even gave tips to this kid who was teaching his friend to make a bong.

I think she wins.
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#23
My teacher thinks she's british. And talks to this kid named Michelangelo in fluent italian even though he doesn't speak a word. And sometimes she does an interpretive dance when we read aloud. We're a progressive school.
#24
my current geography teacher has such a short temper!
I just make sarcastic remarks that contradict everything he says!
i nearly got him to punch me once, but i still get straight As in his class, which really es him off
#25
aside from english teachers, we have substitute at our school who teaches whatever shes supposed to that day in opera.... it is quite possibly one of the most annoying things on this planet
#26
No, no no. My teacher is way better. I really enjoy his class. He is a really funny guy, a lot of fun to be around, he and I share a lot of movie and music interests. He burned me the leaked version of the Arcade Fire's new album. And since I am in his speech/debate class, he lets me turn things in late if I need to. His class isn't a free for all, but I enjoy it. And I think the fact that he can make learning as much fun as he makes it, makes him a better teacher.
#27
I take it your teacher is a "liberal" as well? How many students has she beat this year? I can already tell you the answer. Too few. Its a problem that needs to be fixed. Without corporal punishment students can't learn. Its a proven fact.
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#28
when I was in high school, I had a Math teacher named "Ms. Seaman". So all the idiots would just be sitting around screaming " Seaman" at her. She was also one of those teachers that had no temper at all. She was very similar to RPGoof's teacher. was a great class. One day two guys brought thier guitars in, and we sat back there and played while she was teaching class.
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#29
my english teacher hit every show of an entire grateful dead tour including woodstock WHILE holding a job. close the polls the winner has been found
#30
I hate to say this, but good luck once you get a real teacher. You will need it.
#31
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I take it your teacher is a "liberal" as well? How many students has she beat this year? I can already tell you the answer. Too few. Its a problem that needs to be fixed. Without corporal punishment students can't learn. Its a proven fact.




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#33
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my english teacher hit every show of an entire grateful dead tour including woodstock WHILE holding a job. close the polls the winner has been found

I had a teacher that went to plenty of great concerts, but she was a femi-nazi who wouldn't shut up about her divorce and lack of kids. Your Deadhead of a teacher fails to impress me!
#34
My global teacher plays us Slayer, Iron Maiden, metallica, and a plethora of neoclassical artists for us in my class.
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#35
My english teacher says and so forth. After every breath. It's annoying. She doesn't know. That we count how many times she says it. And then laugh about it in Global next period. Then my Global teacher laughs, Then he gets pissed off. Because he's bipolar.
#36
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My english teacher says and so forth. After every breath. It's annoying. She doesn't know. That we count how many times she says it. And then laugh about it in Global next period. Then my Global teacher laughs, Then he gets pissed off. Because he's bipolar.



how come american kids do 'global' but only 10 percent of americans have passports?
#37
My english teacher screams and throws stuff.

While amusing, once he's actually hit me when he threw a Kleenex box =/
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#39
I like my english teacher because he knows what hes talking about and actually made me a better writer.
#40
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Meh, the Spanish teacher at my school is all that plus:

We can curse around her. Yes, fuck too.
We can talk about ANYTHING.
She keeps secrets.
She even gave tips to this kid who was teaching his friend to make a bong.

I think she wins.


You could fuck around her...?

@Threadstarter: Sounds like your teacher has a poor self-confidence since she doesn't take control of things.
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