#1
Me and my friend took our guitars into family video one time and walked around headbanging and playing Raining Blood hahahhaha. good stuff.. anybody got anything cool they wanna share?
#4
I once killed the entire population of Asia with my fender Strat.
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#5
Quote by lateraluspiral
I once killed the entire population of Asia with my fender Strat.



Not possible.

Only with a Gibson.
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#6
Quote by hamish5178
Not possible.

Only with a Gibson.


No, its possible. Why would I risk damaging a Gibson, though?
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#7
You're telling me that you walked into a video store, started head banging, and playing "Raining Blood"..... without being plugged into an amp? Sort of funny, I guess.

When I played bass for a band, I threw my Fender Jazz Special up in the air and actually caught it. It was a total heat of the moment thing, and I'm lucky it didn't break.....

But damn, I looked pretty bad ass. Fortunately, I've grown out of such antics.
#8
I kicked a soccer ball and snapped the neck of my classical acoustic guitar. that was pretty cool.
#9
Quote by hamish5178
Not possible.

Only with a Gibson.


n00b.

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#10
I once plugged my guitar into my amp and turned on the distortion...it was AWESOME
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#11
Quote by lateraluspiral
No, its possible. Why would I risk damaging a Gibson, though?


Single Coil Pickups lack the Asian squashing power that only humbuckers can give.
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#12
I once plugged my bass into my friends half-stack.... Not cool.
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#13
I once plugged my distortion pedal... INTO ITS SELF! Weird noises galore.
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#14
Quote by Cynoxx
n00b.




I was kidding ya dumbass.

And that guitar is damn sexy.
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#16
well, i thought it was cool. but i don't know if your mom found it very "pleasureable"
.....guitar strings are sharp. tell your dad sorry for me
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#17
My guitar teacher got a completely destroyed guitar shipped to his store, so he let me smash it outside .
Dickless.
#18
Don't ever plug a bass into a guitar amp... especially a half-stack... -.-
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Is there such a thing as a heavy riff with out chugging on the e string?
#19
I once ate my best friends fender...
I killed a Hick via Relentless beating with my bass...
I use my Bass to Rape women That count?
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I hate how it turns us on each other!
I support music as a whole! not this useless hate!
#20
My bass playing style involves plucking the strings so hard they smack the pickups, makes this awesome noise with my distortion. That's the only thing I can think of.
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#21
Quote by Cynoxx
n00b.




Isn't that a JP custom?
Beats the hell outta my Squier lol
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#22
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well
i play about 28 hours a day if that counts

n00b.
I practice 63 hours a day.
#23
I inserted my guitar cable into my mouth and when I farted Led zeppelin solos came out.
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#24
ONe time i was at a Good charolette concert opening for them, and i played THE fastest shred solo ever (check the record book), and melted the faces off all the kids in the front row. And George Bush was there, and he came up on stage and i played a shred jazz-fusion 9 finger tap solo that made his head explode. I was like "oh crap whos going to be president?"

Then i created a super hot chick out of play doh, and breathed life into her with a melodic solo, and she was the new president. Now, sex ed is taught by having sex with hot chicks because of her. In the 3rd grade.

The end.
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#27
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My guitar teacher got a completely destroyed guitar shipped to his store, so he let me smash it outside .


How did you smash it if it was completely destroyed...?
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#28
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I inserted my guitar cable into my mouth and when I farted Led zeppelin solos came out.



I played music through a guitar amp by putting teh headphones over teh pickups.
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#29
FTW

the coolest thing i ever did with a guitar, was at one of the filthiest bars i ever played.

we had a chick singer at the time, and she lost an earring in the middle of a song.

during my solo, she bent down to pick it up.

instead of playing the solo, i scraped the strings with the side of my pick, making lewd noises.

i put the headstock between her legs, and pretended to dog her.

she played along, acted all orgasmic, and the crowd went nuts.

turns out, one of the string ends poked her and it hurt like hell. but she didn't let on at the time.

later when i remided here of how much she enjoyed it, she'd tell me stfu, but it made her laugh too.

her b/f has never forgiven me. it was still worth it.
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#30
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n00b.


=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is that yours? thats... beautiful... john petrucci's right? ive always wanted one =( coolest thing ive done was thrown my guitar around myself perfectly
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#32
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
FTW

the coolest thing i ever did with a guitar, was at one of the filthiest bars i ever played.

we had a chick singer at the time, and she lost an earring in the middle of a song.

during my solo, she bent down to pick it up.

instead of playing the solo, i scraped the strings with the side of my pick, making lewd noises.

i put the headstock between her legs, and pretended to dog her.

she played along, acted all orgasmic, and the crowd went nuts.

turns out, one of the string ends poked her and it hurt like hell. but she didn't let on at the time.

later when i remided here of how much she enjoyed it, she'd tell me stfu, but it made her laugh too.

her b/f has never forgiven me. it was still worth it.


You = t3h PWN

Coolest thing I did was either:

A) Light it on fire and snap 4 strings... It was damn cool and they were old strings

or

B) Waltz with my bassist. neck on neck... i think the first one wins though...