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#1
If so, I'd reccomend you purchase the Badonkadonk


Some features:

Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.

Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.

6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph. (DAAAAYUMMMMM)

Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.

400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.


first one of you all to buy one gets an e-cookie.
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#3
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Is this serious?
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#4
ive got three in my garage. give me the damn cookie
i would build a purple moose just for her...

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#6
This can't be real. If it is, then I just discovered my new goal in life.
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#9
ESPN ftw
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#10
Does anybody know the story behind this?
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#13
I saw those on T.V. a few weeks ago, they're pretty awesome, the guy who made it didn't even know what a badonkadonk was.
#14
no way JC13, the cookies mine!
i would build a purple moose just for her...

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#15
, oh my god, that's to much.

To buy that I'd have to have more money than I knew what to do with, and then I'd just run shit over in it.
#16
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I bought one, cookie plz.



proofz?
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#17
Price does not include shipping and handling.

Yeah, which is probably more than the damn thing itself, considering the size and weight.
#18
how would that get shipped to u
And we will send you to whatever God you wish...
#20
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how would that get shipped to u


Through UPS I would assume.


Anyway, that thing is sweet.
I dont think I'd have a place to put one though =(
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#21
Kept me laughing for what seemed like half an hour The first review is great.

I'm tired of my battle tanks being ruined by one mortar from the insurgents!
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#22
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864 of 914 people found the following review helpful:

Finally, a tank you can trust, December 1, 2005
Reviewer: Thomas Dunham "Los Pepes" (Catonsville, Maryland United States) - See all my reviews

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.
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#24
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#25
Id get my friends and dress up like Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Obi Wan, Chewbacca, and Lando and play Slayer songs on top of that bitch!
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#28
...isn't this that made up product from Dilbert? Wait...no, that was the Gruntmaster 3000. THAT'S what I want.
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#29


Aw it looked so much bigger in the main picture

But that's so cool It looks like a giant iron.


I just read the reviews, it's AWESOME.
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#31
Imagine going to a star wars convention in that thing. You would be recognized as a god.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#32
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OMG!

And it's road-legal, unlike the Badonkadonk!

And it's heaps cheaper!

And it looks fucking awesome!


I WANT ONE!! Man, I'd totally get that if I could just throw around money like that

But still... the Badonkadonk is such a novelty....
I didn't have a signature until now.
#34
Quote by Scourge
OMG!

And it's road-legal, unlike the Badonkadonk!

And it's heaps cheaper!

And it looks fucking awesome!


I WANT ONE!! Man, I'd totally get that if I could just throw around money like that

But still... the Badonkadonk is such a novelty....


Hey...that's a Hot Wheels car! DAMN YOU PHOTOSHOP!
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#35
Quote by Scourge
OMG!

And it's road-legal, unlike the Badonkadonk!

And it's heaps cheaper!

And it looks fucking awesome!


I WANT ONE!! Man, I'd totally get that if I could just throw around money like that

But still... the Badonkadonk is such a novelty....

I'll buy one as soon as they make it matchbox car sized
#36
Dude, I honestly would buy that if I had the money. It's sooooo metal.
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#37

look at this idiot:

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.
#39
lol look at the reviews. that one blonde says shes mowed over like 7 cars, and do scratches haha. wow the reviews on it are the best. but geez that thing looks cool. i dont know how and what the specs. would be to make it street legal. haha i want one! i would jump it!
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