#1
Since my dad just had major heart surgery, he was invited to represent a Saint(i'm Catholic) at the St. Joseph Alter. He refused but I was asked to go for him. I get to eat before hundreds of others but have to(get to) taste a bite of EVERYTHING on the Alter.

Discuss.
I'm pretty excited
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#4
I don't get it
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#5
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Discuss what?

discuss my chance. should i do it?
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what kind of food? Hold on what?

Wish your Dad the best in his recovery.

lots of italian food.

and thx
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#8
So... lets get this straight.

Your father had heart surgery causing him to become a saint resulting in you eating lots of Italian food in front of hundreds of people.

Am I right?
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#9
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So... lets get this straight.

Your father had heart surgery causing him to become a saint resulting in you eating lots of Italian food in front of hundreds of people.

Am I right?

basically, yes. he would be the one eating but he has to keep his leg where they took out veins elevated
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#10
Go for it.
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#11
Why did you ask this. Never say no to free food. Or you can donate it. No never mind eat it. Be greedy and a glutton. Catholics don't hate the 7 deadly sins do they?
#12
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Why did you ask this. Never say no to free food. Or you can donate it. No never mind eat it. Be greedy and a glutton. Catholics don't hate the 7 deadly sins do they?

they MAKE you eat the food XD
damn conservative Italians.
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#13
I don't get the he's a catholic he's a saint" kinda stuff. I'ma catholic I dislike church and don't like a 100% holy life (Although I'm not a complete baddass) Nevertheless, you will get a good feeling outta this. Do it.
#14
Free food, I'd say go for it. I'd just have something prepared to say to some of the people like, "I'm sorry my father couldn't make it, but he's proud to be honored and wishes he could be here." Something like that so it's not like your just there for food. Let them know your proud to be in his place.
#15
Haha "eating everything at the alter" sounds like it's crying out for a priesty cum stain joke.
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#16
You have to eat everything?
Even the candles? and the Crucifix? I bet it's crunchy.
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#18


italian catholics are awesome. here it's a bunch of shady irish people that are always drunk and eating cuisine that, for the most part, has its origins in an ancient game of truth or dare.
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Why did your old man pass on it though?

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basically, yes. he would be the one eating but he has to keep his leg where they took out veins elevated
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#20
go for it...
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