#1
In Canada, their are 300 people with the last name "woodcock" and five of them are named John or Jon.
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It seems like UG is full of those Caveman Metalheads

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I meant caveman as in long haired....


#2
Only 5? lol anyway.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#3
In Ottawa, there is atleast one idiot who makes pointless threads and can't use proper grammar or spelling.
#4
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In Ottawa, there is atleast one idiot who makes pointless threads and can't use proper grammar or spelling.

having said that made me laugh my as s off. Thank you for your kind words.
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#6
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You forgot the space between at and least. Your statement is invalid.

That's wrong? Shit a brick. I've been wrong my whole life.
#8
"hey look, heres a fun fact... YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER"
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#9
Here's a fun fact: Every word in Woody Woodpecker is another name for penis. That's like naming a cartoon Boner Bonepenis.
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#10
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"hey look, heres a fun fact... YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER"




#12
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Another fun fact: My penis is like a peanut.


It's small and salty.



that made me laugh so hard for some reason. so incredibly random
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#13
a guy named john woodcock went to my school, and went on to become a proffessional football player. he had a fairly successful career. i'm pretty sure he died though... i can't remember, but there are posters of him in the gym, and he has plaques and shit on the walls.