#1
I've been jogging regularly for about 4 years now and I am still amazed at how running relieves constipation. I know this sounds like a joke post, but I'm serious. All that shaking loosens up the shit allowing you to go.

With that being said, the most uncomfortable and helpless feeling in the world is having to take a shit when you're four miles away from home.

So, don't waste your money on laxative, just jog around your block a few times.
#3
Yeah, any workout does that. That same feeling while mid-lift sucks too!


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#4
It's the endorphins, right? I think they used to give Opium for constipation or something like that...
and endorphins resemble narcotics, hence the name.
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It's the endorphins, right? I think they used to give Opium for constipation or something like that...
and endorphins resemble narcotics, hence the name.


Endorphins are the chemicals related to feel good feelings.
A slight euphoria in the head.

And are the natural pain relievers.
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#6
I know. I'm saying they're chemically extremly similar to opiods. Which is why those drugs feel good. And, I'm assuming currently, the reason the OP finds them a good laxitive, because i remember hearing about Opium being used as a laxitive.
It's also how they got their name. Endo- meaning inside and -phin a referance to morphine. Appearantly they were hypothesised and named as such before they were actually found chemically.
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#7
That could be true. But I don't know of anything relating endorphines to laxitives, or opium to it either, but hell, it could be true.
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#8
Dude that happened to me today, I was feeling it leaking out while I was running, It was horrible.
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#9
I always make sure I dont eat for an hour and a half before I go for a run.
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#10
I do some running at the gym and I notice no difference.

You people might want to consider a healthy diet
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#11
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It's the endorphins, right? I think they used to give Opium for constipation or something like that...
and endorphins resemble narcotics, hence the name.
It's definately the opposite, or at least for Heroin. After chronic Use of Heroin many have constipation problems for a LOOOOOOOONG time. my source is a chemical dependency Specialist at a Treatment center I went to who has been working with us junkies for 20+ years
#13
while we're talking about laxative, is there any laxative that starts working like almost immediatly, i wanna put it in brownies