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#1
So?
"The Soup Nazi of the Seinfeld Avatar Club-PM IHATECHILDREN to join"

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#3
my guitar screams louder than my girlfriend ( is this what u wanted)
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I want it now, and i want you NOW! give me your heart and your soul!
#4
it doesnt complain/hurt me/walk away/get pissed off if i play it wrong
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#9
I actually have one

My Website


Sometimes I make people spurt:
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sigged for making me spurt guiness on my laptop...damn you!

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Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#10
it has dents.
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Fais wins at life


The obscenely young leader of the Laney Cult


Member of the EHX Guild
#11
I can put my finger on her g-string whenever I want.
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My Rig
ESP Viper 1000
Crate RFX120

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#12
it does what i want and when i want it to....and it shuts up once in a while lol
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#13
its gotta fat body
Guitars:
Ibanez IC300
Fender American Strat w/RioGrande texas specials

Amps:
Fender FM212R
a now broken tube amp

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Dual Core. Do More. <-- Intel branded women.


Member of the Stevie Ray Vaughan Fan Club
#14
I can snap a guitar's g-string as much as I want without it getting mad at me.
I can choke up on a guitar's neck without it being considered abuse.
I can Take a screwdriver and Hex Key to a guitar without it screaming rape.
I can't play with my guitar by the computer because it starts making annoying noises.
UG RPG - Big Band Jazz Group
Buckethead4Prez - String Bass

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#17
i love the fingering..... on the guitar!
My Gear:
ESP LTD EC-1000 SW
ESP LTD EC 500 STBC
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Dean Razorback Two Tone
Ibanez 7 string
Randall RH150G3 Head and Cab
#18
It's got a busted nut.
My Gear:

82 Gibson Explorer
Ibanez '03 JEM7VWH

Greg Byers '01 Classical (Euro Spruce bent top)
Darren Hippner 8 String Classical (Engelmann Spruce)
Alhambra 4P
Taylor 614ce
Framus Texan se. # 5/196

Diezel Herbert 2007
Mesa Recto 2x12
#19
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I can put my finger on her g-string whenever I want.

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#20
I want to have sex with my guitar.
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Obviously we should play the UG theme.

ULTIMATE GUITAR! YOO GEE!?
#21
Damn it the input jack is broken
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Otherkid your a genius



Silence is Golden But Duck Tape Is Silver

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The Rabbi of Zeppelinism

Member #2 of the Red Sox Fanclub. PM Gibson06 to join.


#22
ive got another one! its got buckle rash.
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Fais wins at life


The obscenely young leader of the Laney Cult


Member of the EHX Guild
#25
i can finger A minor and my guitar wont get mad
my guitars g-string doesnt come off in a second
i can play with my guitar whenever I want
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No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made.

Destiny is made known silently.
#26
i can call my guitar names when it does something its not suposed to without it crying and leaving me
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#29
My guitar is ALWAYS horny.

(It's an SG, get it? Horns? Hah I'm good.)
Telecaster - SG - Jaguar
Princeton Reverb, Extra Reverb
P-Bass - Mustang Bass
Apogee Duet 2 - Ableton Suite
#31
Quote by Sid McCall
My guitar is ALWAYS horny.

(It's an SG, get it? Horns? Hah I'm good.)


neh i can say that about mine, she normally is
#32
I'm allowed to have 2 guitars
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#33
it gives me pleasure
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Theres rats running around outside my window, one of them has an apple, he looks very happy about this.

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Oh ****

Aaaah well. It gives me an excuse to rape.


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Bunnywunnywabbitywoos.
#34
I can have more than one at a time, and both in the same room as me without them getting jealous.
Save a drum, Bang a drummer!


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You guys are REALLY strict. Worse than neopets.


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cokesodanotdrug, your a bitch.
#36
I can play my guitar even though the paint is red. DOWN WITH MENSTRUATION.
#38
It doesn't complain when a finger slips.
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But the point is: Music is too mutable, too ambiguous, too unruly to allow itself to be defined by an absolute syntax of terms. Don't bother. Live with it.
#39
wow......these are really good i wasnt expecting this

i can oil my guitar whenever i want and i WILL look better
i can strip it of everything and it won't mind
it goes wherever I want
it WANT to put gold on it
i like to be seen with it

other way
.....
nope guitar pwnz vaginas
#40
Quote by Myth
i can finger A minor and my guitar wont get mad



Funniest one period.
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I was about to diss kornflipsk8er, but then i realized hes an 03er and im an 09er.
I am inferior to him.


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I am fairly certain that kornflipsk8er is GOD!!!11!!!!1!!
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