#1
Note: This is spam. I try to not spam, but I thought this would be funny, and I figured I'd make one exception, just this once.

So folks, I don't think I've ever been flamed on UG, probably partially as a result of Paul's article on UG etiquette. So, I'm just putting this out there, that I hereby give you the option to flame me this *one* time without fear of retribution. However, I must put one restriction on this: As I've never been openly flamed here, you can only post if it's a hilarious flame. No "lolz, you smell real bad." Nothing that's just plain mean. I'm looking for wittiness.

Please note, I'm not condoning flamage. I just figured this would be a constructive release, and is more of a very happy reflection on how UG has changed the last week or so then anything else. So, go nuts (and/or close this thread because I'm violating rules )!
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#4
*reported*

there, happy?
Only if you actually felt it necessary...
and whats with all these "please flame me threads" lately
I didn't realize there were more of them..
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#7
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and whats with all these "please flame me threads" lately

emo kids who want attention.
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#8
Quote by WrongWay
Your awesome
Woot! Total conversion! He can't flame if he wants to!

Wait...
a...
minute.

He knew that "Your" would bother me, as it's not spelled properly as "You're."


Sneaky bastage....
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#10
i want to spit in your eyes. i really do. you are pathetic. and i mean that with a passion you imbecile.
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#11
Quote by dumps
i want to spit in your eyes. i really do. you are pathetic. and i mean that with a passion you imbecile.
Sorry, not witty. Just mean.
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#13
Quote by chubbychunks
Revalt.
See, now you're getting it. Jert

How goes things on the Hibes front?
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Takamine EG345C 12-String
Fender Squier P-Bass

Peavey Classic 50
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