#3
the mythbusters should try and do something involving this.
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#4
yep, when i went on my Gr 8 feild trip to muskoka woods, my friend did it nonstop in our cabin one night.

he stick his bare ass in the air, suck air in through his buttcheecks (you could hear it going it, pretty awsome) then farted it out, ****ing amazing.
#5
I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of a guy onstage who's whole act was farting. I can't though.
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#6
I cant exactly fart on demand but I always fart in triplets.
#7
Quote by Burpin'Worm
I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of a guy onstage who's whole act was farting. I can't though.


Terrance and Phillip.
Veteran UGer. Suck it.
#8
Quote by lobster624
the mythbusters should try and do something involving this.

peanuts and beers
#11
I can rarely fart in the first place, I don't eat many gassy foods and if I feel it coming on, that usually means i have to take a crap so that takes care of that problem.

I can't even burp on command.
#12
Quote by Partyboy2k05
I can rarely fart in the first place, I don't eat many gassy foods and if I feel it coming on, that usually means i have to take a crap so that takes care of that problem.

I can't even burp on command.


i cannot burp too, not many people dont know how to burp, i just fart it all out!
#14
Quote by Xeus
i can burp on command

i get all the girls


WHAT!?


all the fat girls


WHAT!?
#15
I can do if I'm sat in the right position but generally people find it annoying
#16
My sister once farted 7 times consecutively. And they weren't little dinky ones either.
#17
No, But a girl I know can qeef(sp?) on demand.
One time in English class she was doing like every 30 seconds.
Disgusting yet hilarious
#18
Quote by JoshRidesBikes
No, But a girl I know can qeef(sp?) on demand.
One time in English class she was doing like every 30 seconds.
Disgusting yet hilarious


thats gross, i dont want to hear about queefs, but it is a funny word!
#19
Quote by Bding
I cant exactly fart on demand but I always fart in triplets.

yeah...same...

#21
This kid in my school can fart on command, but once he took it too far and left a little present in his pants.
Ben
#23
Quote by MetalMilitia212
I'd trade my guitar knowledge to be able to fart on demand.



Hmm...so what knowledge does thou possess of guitar intelligence for the knowledge of incredible flatulence?
#24
Quote by MetalMilitia212
I'd trade my guitar knowledge to be able to fart on demand.


I'd sig that...
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#25
Quote by original=punk
yep, when i went on my Gr 8 feild trip to muskoka woods, my friend did it nonstop in our cabin one night.

he stick his bare ass in the air, suck air in through his buttcheecks (you could hear it going it, pretty awsome) then farted it out, ****ing amazing.


HAHAHA That made my day!
Rhythm Harmony Melody
#26
I've got the world record for consecutive farts but I've gottin be sittin the right way

227 ftw
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#27
Quote by Bding
I cant exactly fart on demand but I always fart in triplets.


I fart in sixtuplets
#28
My mom can fart "I Love You". It makes me feel special.
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