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So I am 23 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the **** is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my ****ing sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my ****ing shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ****ing guts out.

Most ****ing embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your ****ing room immediatly you sick ****ing bastard". It doesnt he;lp that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.


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Discuss the situation

EDIT:
Reason it is quoted is because it did not happen to me personally
Last edited by Leviethan at Mar 7, 2007,
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You're kidding, right? I can't imagine myself in your situation. Wait for them to be calm and then explain.
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#7
Definitely the worst luck ever. Do your parents actually think you were incesting it up? Cause that's pretty funny if they did. Sucks though.
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dude that sucks on soooooooo many levels, but she's 11 so she sould be able to tell them what really happened, right?
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#14
It's obviously just a case of misinterpretation. Do your best to explain it to the family, and other then that, try to avoid similar situations. Not much else you can do.
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Its gotta really suck for people to have an incestual view of you...jeez
but anyways, you want to talk about bad luck? Try: power (lights) goes out while you're taking a shit, happened to me recently.
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#19
I love how the dad immediately assumed the worst and called him a sick bastard...good ol' domestic love in the 21st century.
#20
hahahahaha....

that was the greatest thing i've ever heard...
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#21
Holy crap That's gotta suck major ass.
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Man, I feel so sorry but... **** me, that is funny shit.
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