#1
Fart stories.

I farted in a guitar store once. My friends noticed and started moaning of course, and then the supervisor came in and asked if I broke anything cause he heard noises. I said "No, I just farted."

His facial expression was interesting
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#3
I used to go to my girlfriends house (I had been with her for about a year) and fart all over her house. She would laugh, and then her bitch mom would have to come home and face my stink. I always hated that woman.
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#4
I hate when you go for the big fart, but you just poop.
Last edited by skate_guitar at Mar 8, 2007,
#5
Quote by skate_guitar
I hate when you got for the big fart, then poop.


...Hasn't happened to me.
#6
well...
i was at a jam last weekend
and we were having a break after dinner and watching TV
the drummer had had mexican pizza
and was farting a lot.
but they were only pissy little ones
and then i go
"hang on. wait a sec"
*screw up face*
and let a huge one rip on his couch
and then the other guitarist who was sitting next to me
went "oh man that was an awesome fart" and gave me a hi-5
The drummer was just like
"you dont congratulate someone because they farted."
and "its bad enough saying how cool it was"

good times...
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#7
I farted in a test. Got the whole table on detention because they were laughing.
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#8
Quote by skate_guitar
I hate when you go for the big fart, but you just poop.

Yes, the infamous shart...funny stuff.
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