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#1
Okay, so basically, you have to say whether or not you'd do what the user above you posts for $1000.

Ill start with a rather disgusting one

Drink a shot glass full of your own... "seed"

ick.
#2
Quote by umop-3p!sdn
Okay, so basically, you have to say whether or not you'd do what the user above you posts for $1000.

Ill start with a rather disgusting one

Drink a shot glass full of your own... "seed"

ick.


no way.

would ya........do your sister?
....
#3
No.

Would you do a 300lb chick? Whether that's 300lb of muscle, or fat (your choice).
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#5
I just might, is it worth getting an awesome new guitar though???

Would you... Take nude pics of your Mom in the shower and put them on the internet?
#6
If I was too short of cash to pay for a vesectomy sure.

Would you cover yourself in honey and spend an hour in a grizzly bear enclosure?
#7
Quote by cheese_weasel

Would you cover yourself in honey and spend an hour in a grizzly bear enclosure?


Not for $1000. £1000 and you might have a deal
#8
Quote by cheese_weasel
If I was too short of cash to pay for a vesectomy sure.

Would you cover yourself in honey and spend an hour in a grizzly bear enclosure?

yes...if the bear was in hibernation

would you have a wank with a mic of hot sauce and crushed chilli seeds?

EDIT:
Quote by alexlemon2
Not for $1000. £1000 and you might have a deal


+1
Quote by Zangetsu 101
Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#9
sure!

Chili dog yo momma?
If you have something clever to say, don't bother, most people won't get it.

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No... Herman Li's just really good...

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#10
Quote by fire within
yes...if the bear was in hibernation

would you have a wank with a mic of hot sauce and crushed chilli seeds?


yes


Would youtake a picture of yourself with a dildo up ur ass and post it on the net?
Free your mind
#13
Quote by guitar_amateur
probably

Give head to your friend's dad?


hhheeeeelllllll no.

would you have sex with Michael Jackson?
#14
If he gave me some JESUS JUICE....

Would you stick your fingers in your butt and take a pic and put on the net?
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To make a ringing sound with your guitar, take the guitar and ram it as hard as you can into your balls.


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If the teletubby has a vagina, I'll stick my dick in there.
#15
^ No...

Would you give up UG forever for 1000 USD?
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#16
yes. there are other tab sites.

would you...get slapped in the head with a fish 100 times? a big stinky fish?
#18
Yes, tis but a fish!
would you french kiss a hobo?

and whats with the "put something in your ass and post the pictues on the net" posts?
#19
yes, to the fish thing.

would you tie your dick to a botle rocket and let it fly for 1 grand?
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#20
Hell yes.

Would you give a dog a bj?
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#24
perform kids?
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#25
Quote by Evil_Magician
Yes

Would you perform kids in a sanbox

Oh god no. Not a dildo in my dickhole.

Anyone up for the 100,000 pennies?
#26
Quote by Evil_Magician
Yes

Would you perform "kids in a sanbox"


NO!!!!!!!!

and also no to the pennies, thats just stupid
Quote by Zangetsu 101
Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#27
Quote by fire within
NO!!!!!!!!

and also no to the pennies, thats just stupid

I remember reading somewhere that some guy ate an entire plane. I can imagine that wouldnt have felt too good on its way out. I can also imagine your arse would be comparable to one of these:

#28
That's probably true.... if you ignore that it's impossible for someone to eat tons of metal ... it's probably true
#29
Quote by WowImNoGood
That's probably true.... if you ignore that it's impossible for someone to eat tons of metal ... it's probably true

Obviously he didnt do it all at once. it was over a period of a few years, methinks.
#30
I'll get the ball rolling again...

Would you **** the soundhole of an acoustic through the strings?
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One down...
#31
Quote by duarte1223
I'll get the ball rolling again...

Would you **** the soundhole of an acoustic through the strings?



No.


Would you **** the soundhole of a semi-hollow electric?
#33
Quote by duarte1223
I'll get the ball rolling again...

Would you **** the soundhole of an acoustic through the strings?


For £1,000, yep. $1,000? Nope.

Would you willingly blaspheme the holy spirit, meaning you could never ever get into heaven, no matter how sorry you are?
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Ok I think we're all good now. We're on the same page, and I'm back to trying to get with his sister.

^That's how you do it, kids!
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#34
Quote by sheldonplank
For £1,000, yep. $1,000? Nope.

Would you willingly blaspheme the holy spirit, meaning you could never ever get into heaven, no matter how sorry you are?



Is that a Catholics only rule?


It seems like you could still get into Heaven if you ... asked.
#35
Hey Jesus! Open Sesame!
Quote by IbanezSA160
To make a ringing sound with your guitar, take the guitar and ram it as hard as you can into your balls.


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If the teletubby has a vagina, I'll stick my dick in there.
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#36
Quote by DeathSlut69
Jesus! Open Sesame!


lol!!

But no.
Quote by ShizNick
Ok I think we're all good now. We're on the same page, and I'm back to trying to get with his sister.

^That's how you do it, kids!
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#38
NO WAY!

Would you let somebody take a dump in your mouth ? (sorry if its been said, me and my friends discussed it once!)
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Homosexual sex for $200?
Be honest.
I'd do it. I think that I could stand one night with a man for the financial security of my whole life and the life of my children
And no I'm not gay. I'm 100% straight.

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#39
Hell no biatch, but i would shit in my mouth for 1000 usd aka. tub boy.

Would you give up internet forever ?
#40
Quote by Evil_Magician
Hell no biatch, but i would shit in my mouth for 1000 usd aka. tub boy.

Would you give up internet forever ?


no

Would you cover yourself with butter naked and wank singing the song:

"I am the butter boy"

?
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