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#1
My mommy got me a surpise but she won't tell me what it is, and I have to wait until she gets home from work to get it which is like 12 am tonight

so she gave me hints
it starts with a C
and its about 3 to 3 1/2 feet long
2 feet wide


and so far my friends think its a
canoe
and a giant plastic Cock
so
your suggestions?
#6
Couch? Chair? Cockatoo?
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#9
fairly small cabinet.


or a Compacted Corpse
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#11
Cricket bat?
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#14
crappy guitar?:P
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#16
ui odnt think cows are that small
and its a big thing because shes really excitied about it
#17
computer?
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#18
Guitar Case. Definatelly
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#21
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Cradle?


of filth? :O
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#23
Cat.
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#24
possibly a Child? Arent you a naughty persond, kiddy fiddler.
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#25
cabinet?
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#26
cooker
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#27
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child? maybe you have a new brother on the way..



erm no shes a lesbian for one and is planning to get her tubes tied on the other hand and im pretty sure my mom wouldnt stuff a kid in her closet hahahah
#29
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ui odnt think cows are that small
and its a big thing because shes really excitied about it


A chuffing calf then.
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#30
Hmm, maybe it's a My Size Barbie, I know I've always wanted one of those!
#31
1x GIANT condom,just to make sure

or i agree with your mates about the giant ****. you can feed it, play with it and it will always get you up at the craxk of dawn
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#32
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erm no shes a lesbian for one and is planning to get her tubes tied on the other hand and im pretty sure my mom wouldnt stuff a kid in her closet hahahah



dude, if its in the closet, just go look at what it is.
#33
A cane!
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#34
Maybe its a massive saggy clam?hers? eww
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#37
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dude, if its in the closet, just go look at what it is.


fool. everyone knows that lesbian's lock their closets

Anyways, I wonder what the third dimension could be...
#38
a midget?
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#39
because she locked her door. or she thinks i'll steal the booze, which i do hahah